The Peeing Incident

i was doing my medical checkup at the freakin crowded shit ass government clinic. see that? i said clinic. IT WAS PACKED LIKE A HOSPITAL but its actually a tiny clinic. go figure.  i don't get it. why don't the government let us go to private clinics for check ups? its hella cheaper(for the government), a lot less stuffy/smelly much more convenient for us and sure as hell not as time consuming.

anyway. we went there at like bout 2 something and had to wait till bout 4 to get some service (wtf like restaurant.) only, unlike the sorry souls at the excessively overly over-crowded waiting room, we went to McD for lunch to wait instead. since our number is so far away its perfectly safe to go out. yes, we made it back with time to spare.

in relation to the title. holy shit. did you know that you actually had to give a urine sample? actually its ok la. i mean, people pee into cups everyday right (for private or medical reasons, whatever)? but THOSE FUCKIN CUPS DON'T HAVE CAPS OK. shit, talk about budget cuts. omfg it was the most gross-est thing i have ever seen and people are coming out of the toilets with cups of pee and no caps to screw on. imagine if you tripped on your way or something.

did i mention that the way from the toilet to the checkup room is freakin far away from each other/ omfg they expect us to walk the distance holding a cup of pee. WTH LIKE THE WALK OF SHAME OK. but seriou--

wait, I'm not done with the lack of screw cap thing. why the hell don't have? did you know how many people's pee i looked into today? OK just 2 but still. its pee. comes out of yr *LALALA* so its never flattering. holy shit someone should sue the damn place. not me, I'm leaving for national service in a few more days. SMILEY =}}} no i did not pee into that fuckin cup. i had a "peeing incident" (incident not accident.) and accidentally found a way out of it. what the hell. that story i will tell my grandchildren. and jos's grandchildren. preferably together so i don't have to repeat it. 

oh yeah, my mom thinks I'm adopted (how can she thinks I'm adopted? she's the one that adopted me if it were true *sigh* my mom is weird.) cos my blood type is AB positive. my mom's is O, abi is O and my mom recalls that my dad is also O.( omfg my whole family is fuckin O man. OoOOoooooO.OO.). i think I'm adopted too. well, except for the fact that i have my dad's turnip nose and i also look exactly like my mom. whatever. 

then we went to Chris's house and hanged there for a while. hulla-hooping outside. the pictures will be posted up soon enough on Chris's blog. since i now don't have a phone. shit, i just remembered that i don't have a phone *cries*. and i never bother with the camera.

p/s - i have to go back to that hell hole again tomorrow again because doctors of the shit place went back before our turn for the examination. NS better be worth it.

dammit I'm not even gonna check the grammatical errors cos I'm freakin exhausted now. and if there was any english errors that offended you, i just want to say that i dont care and go try to fuck yourself. SMILE =}}}

 its 5a.m and I'm only late for my update by about 5+ hours. HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!! i'll try updating on time tomorrow. imma go pass out now. bye-ness

i swear if you COULD hear me scream you WOULD

OMFG!!!111!!!11!!1

has anyone ever heard of Dorian Gray? i certainly hope so cos ITS ONE OF MY FAV FAV FAV CLASSICS THAT'S NOT JANE AUSTEN. fuck i haven't thought bout this story-- what? is it call a story? sounds so mild le..-- for AGES OK!! and guess what?

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THE FUCKIN MOVIE IS COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR!!!!!!*SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMS!!!*

WHAT THE HELL DORIAN GRAY IS GONNA PLAYED BY BEN BARNES!!! Ben Barnes!!!!!! *cough*Prince Caspian*cough* and the one at the back is Colin firth. i think his character is the guy that corrupts him(Dorian Gray)

OK..OK, i bet you don't believe that i read the damn book right? well, fuck off cos i did. close your mouth i do read classics ok. i think the only classics i haven't read is freakin Oliver twist and Pollyanna(actually i think i read that but whatever.). shut up OK. i was going through a phrase. a classics story reading phrase wtf. although i read the ones that are already translate into simple English (which i instead of art, you instead of thou, relatives instead of kin. simple English in that sense) ones its still considered read(-ed) right? whatever. OK from the top of my head I'll write out the synopsis. shut up i did not type it up after i read the synopsis from the net. 

ermm... it may not be very accurate but here goes... Dorian gray is a young man who moved into the city (forgot the reason liao. possibly already lived there but whatever) and because he's so unusually exceptionally good looking (read: FUCKIN EFFING  TOOT BLEEPBLEEP  HOTT) he attract a lot of attention and soon becomes very vain. bla bla bla.. then he becomes corrupted and sometime in the story someone offers to draw his portrait then of cos he said yes la. hao lian ma... i think the story is called the portrait of Dorian gray or something to that effect. anyways, somehow some voodoo shit turn out and his soul exchange place with the portrait so that the portrait age while he remains young. FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*ahem.*

haiya i said its been a long time since its not my fault that my memory isn't worth shit. but its kind of along that lines la. i forgot the ending though. yay that means when i go see the movie i wont remember then. woots-ness.  i borrowed that book way back when i was still allowed in the library. yes apparently im not allowed. cos some of my friends and i were hanging out in the library and some other friends of mine messed the place up and they thought we were in it. wtf difitnah.

OK i just had to get that out of my system. anyways. i just got my SPM results. it wasn't great but I'll settle. since i had some unusual circumstances I'm happy that i got my results. period. but at least i got more than enough credits to go college. YAYNESS.  

i shall now update everyday until i finally leave for National Service. and to  those who thinks that I'm so damn unlucky to be selected. i give u the finger. i was hoping that i get selected OK. whatever. so since it'll be bout 1 1/2 month till i get to update again i will update kao kao. oh yeah, I'm leaving on the 19th by the way. 

yea i know its too late for make-up updates but whatever. NO ONE READS ANYWAYS TT____TT *sigh*

i'm going for my medical checkup tomorrow so I'll blog about that when i get back. wtf medical checkup so unsuspecting. totally doesn't sound like me and jos will be sitting with smelly *cough*people*cough* in the public free clinic. i swear I'll punch the doctor if he tries to put the Popsicle stick in my mouth. budget cuts, you know.(eww)

anyway I'll be back tomorrow then. bye-ness

Dear Santa, I know Its A Little Early But...

I WANT AN ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was watching "We Got Married" also known as "Star Wedding" cos i heard bout it and it sounds hella interesting. i watched it on YouTube. cos my computer sucks and i have no idea where to search for the full length videos. and i had to watch in parts. fml.

"We Got Married/Star Wedding" -- two celebrities are selected to become married to each other for a period of time. they have cameras following them when they're out and cameras around the house that they're living. they eat, live and sleep together (no sex, cam in bedroom. some of the guys just sleep in the living room). the PD (program director(s)) gives them money to do newly wed things like shopping, exercising and whatnot. and they are given missions to complete every few days. like, making kimchi or move into new house bla bla...

what the hell. why didn't i just copy paste from wiki. wait arr...

nahh..

" It is one of the segments for the Sunday Sunday Night program. Highlighting the "marriages" of four celebrity couples at a time, the program shows what life would be like if each of these couples had really married." - from WIKIPEDIA

so simple and to the point. unlike mine, which is all over the place


this is Andy and Solbi. the mostest most adorabl-est funniest artificial couple i have ever seen on reality tv.

they are the epitome of the phrase opposites attract. Solbi's extremely outgoing and super hilarious. i mean, seriously. she says things that just pop into her head. its freakin hilarious. while Andy is more quiet, conserved and SUPER FUCKING ROMANTIC. and when they argue its the most silliest thing, like, ever. the whole point of me watching the damn thing is them. shit. i wouldn't be surprise if they are actually dating in reality.Andy is from the Korean boy band Shinhwa and Solbi is a singer, btw. Solbi likes to talk about Andy's bandmate, Eric. she also compares them and that always annoys Andy. a lot. yayness adorable.

Solbi on the left andy on the right. ok im kidding. please tell me you knew i was kidding.

if some negative people say that they're going according to a script. i say fuck you. i honestly think that's how they act in real life OK. seriously. you gotta watch it to understand. except for this other couple. watching them is like watching a korean drama la. no one is that perfect ok. but that guy (Alex) seems sincere but whatever. anyway. back to andy and Solbi. no one is that good an actor. i love the 1st episode when they are requested to move into they're new home.they found these really funny costumes that Solbi convinces Andy to wear. they were actually fighting over the pink one but whatever. then they took turns to use each others' phone to take pics. (one for me one for you) and i happen to found this

have i mention that they're fuckin adorable? ok they look stupid and retarded. oh yeah, as you can see, Andy won the pink suit. yea yea Solbi's eyes look uneven whatever. they just took out they're phones and started to take pictures.

"the first i saw you i thought you looked like a tiger"

wtf like that also can win the pink suit. haiya whatever. I'm extremely very very much biased. seriously, nothing can dither the obsession that is AnBi. wth yes that's what they call them.

omg i cant stand it. i just had to print screen it to death. you see, Andy has this dance that they call the "heart dance". its a super bimbotic thing that he do when Solbi makes him happy.

on the first day in they're new home.*alicia implodes*

this is him doing the heart dance for Solbi.

and then he teaches her to dance the dance.

and then after a few instructions...

they danced the "heart dance" all over the place.

it was so funny i swear i was gonna slap my pc monitor. Solbi bought couple pajamas as you can see. its so funny cos the pants are too short for Andy wtf.and he is very anal about being clean and tidy and neat while she leaves things lying around and prefers to ignore it till Andy cleans it up for her.

so cute right?? the subs there is actually the commentary made by the hosts off camera. he's folding clothes and putting them on the couch next to him, in case people get confuse on wtf is he doing.

i haven't reach this episode yet but I'm getting to it. i think its when they went to visit their parents or something. seriously though, if i can stay in front of the com and watch all of it/everything I'd soo totally will. but I'm fat and i gotta eat so too bad ehh?

during the show. where they get to comment on other couples. i love Solbi cos she's not like all those other Korean female celebs where they're all too thin and bones sticking out everywhere and spearing everyone closeby. she's kinda chubby but so damn pretty so who cares right?(biased)

when she was visiting Shinhwa during a concert backstage.

(asking JunJin or Eric, i cant tell.) Solbi : "when are you guys getting married?"

JunJin : "when you guys have a baby."

Solbi (thinks for a moment, turns to andy) : "oppa, when are we having a baby?"


Andy (looking flustered) : "erm..."

MinWoo(shinhwa member) : "if you look at Solbi's belly, its like she's already pregnant."*laughs*



Andy : "SO WHAT. its a cute belly" *pulls jacket/ blanket over her stomach*


.... i tell you is that not the most endearing thing-- haiya ill stop gushing. she has a jacket/blanket thing over her legs cos she was wearing a skirt and being a sensible girl she uses it to cover her legs. unlike someone (yes Paris Hilton I'm talking to you. wtf she reads my blog?)

there's this other couple i love love love.



this is CrownJ (Korean rapper) and Soo InYoung(singer). they're dubbed the "rugged couple" of We Got Married. they're so funny cos she's this tiny slip of a woman and he's this huge testerone filled Asian rapper and he's terrified of her. she'd such a brat but its so cute la. they're kinda like the type of couple you see on the street where the guy is hot and the girl is so cool looking and you wonder how they live with each other. yea. the girl wears the pants. but CrownJ is so fuckin sweet OK.

i swear if it were another guy or another girl it wouldn't be so entertaining. i love it when she sings though. its so cute when they were in the train and CrownJ decided to sing to her cos she was in a bad mood. he cant sing. it cheered her up though. so cute la. sigh sigh.they have a collaboration together where she sings and he raps(duh).

one last look at andy and solbi again, shall we.

*dies of fangirl overload*

p/s Santa? yea. if you ran out of andy can you please give me CrownJ or Alex instead? please and thaks.

ZOMG Please Dont Fall In Love With My Blogskin!!!

after much intense persuasion, i finally got my new layout!! yayness.

THANKS TO CHRISTINE!!! who had to put up with all my picky, fussy selections and many many conditions. i was extremely vague but i changed so many things then i just left it all up to her.

the results is pretty awesome ehh? i swear, if there ever was a piece of candy in my pocket I'll totally give it to you!!! actually depends on what candy but whatever as promised. i shall update now-ness!

i swear yahoo answers are totally awesome. best waste of time if there ever was one. anyways,i was searching some shit online, right-- cos i was so bored i could eat Christine's shoes if it weren't for the net-- and i came across this blog/yahoo answer cos the title is just so intriguing.





i mean, the title Do Unicorns Really Exist? if that doesn't attract attention i don't know what will. i put the link cos maybe some of you actually wanna know or was just bored. omfg i had to set the contrast really high cos i couldn't see anything. hope its not too dark. anyway, the entry is pretty boring scientific and i didn't really finish reading sorry la so boring ba.

then i scroll down to check out comments. its a bad habit. i mean, that's how i get spoilers. should really learn to not be so kepo. but then something caught my eye.


WTF FUNNY CAN!! the comments on this blog entry were pretty serious, smart and debating the existence of the mythical unicorns, then this one pops up. wth! bimbo to the max OK!! don't she sound like the type who will open random cupboards in hopes of finding Narnia and saying "i do believe in fairies, i do. I DO!!" on her free time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! "GO UNICORNS" and "NO DUH THERE REAL" fuckin cracks me up OK! sounds like SOMEONE when they're proclaiming that she's a real princess.


*GASP!!!* LOOK THERE'S A REAL UNICORN!!
aww, isn't it sweet. agreeing to a photoshoot and every thing. even had its hair done for the occasion. lookie here. a real unicorn!!!

random update, and a credits update. shall update another random entry. tooddles now

*pokes* Is It Dead Yet? *pokes then nudge*

seriously, people. how do you guys keep updating your blog??

i get soooo freaking distracted when I'm online. i mean, what with msn and gossip websites and emails, slowly typing the random shit that pops up in my head or happen in my life is so, so below my priority list.

HANA CHRIS ABI JOS! QUICKKK!!! SNEEZE ON ME!! i need the blogging bug! OMFG JOS I SAID SNEEZE NOT SPIT LA!! ehh,is it just me or looking at a blank page waiting to be filledwith fun,wild and wonderful things!!! is just plain depressing.? why ha? stupid cam whores!! YOU MAKE LOOK BAD! (quote from courage the cowardly dog)

*sigh* seriously, there's this post that i was intending to publish for bout a week, (just hanging there. unfinished)but i cant seem to finish the damn thing. i think its cos i find it hard to project my thoughts through my fingers except when I'm giving some one the finger, like this ,,1,, (i.e typing, writing, sign language, the picking of nose) do i have to do some kind of ritual dance and chant a special "ommmmmmmm" before the words get to me?

HELP WANTED : Blogging Guru. Must Have Vast Experience In Said Field, Entertaining And Looks Like Young Brad Pit On a Hot Day.
look at him, then imagine what he looks like on a hot day. ooooh yea

Willing To Work Long Hours With Little Or No Pay, Willing to Tolerate Uncomfortable Living Quarters And Samson

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i really really wish i still have my astro back. I WANNA WATCH THE OSCARS!!!

SHIT!!! totally expected but yet still somewhat surprising that slumdog millionaire won!!!! out of 9 categories, they won 8 of all the major categories!!! de last one is something bout sound editing or soundtrack that people don't really care about. OK, i have that movie in my computer but never really got around to watch it. imma watch it SOOOOON!!. what? its that gossip girl episodes have been holding me up.wtf.

i think this is where i stop cos my brain is tired and i wanna go and shoot it or something now.

p.s - not only old people watch oscars ok.

p.s.s- -the picture of Brad Pitt is for those who doesn't know what he looks like. to those few and very special people, please, please come out from that cave, real estate is not THAT expensive. no, jos im not talking bout you, and i was gonna upload a pic of Brad topless but then i remembered the funny lady from yr office.

"jiu kok nga moi" or.. "ngai boy mang mang kem gia choi, chon buk ka chang kue" lolololWTF!!!!! (private joke for toi. toi, if u don get it just read it out loud)

thats it i guess, im soo not gonna promise to upload. in case i didnt.

toodles my undying fans~(omg im kidding dont leave!)

best friends??

ha?? whats that? can eat one ha?

erm... i think its called racist

once upon a time when i was working (not really, more like last week) there was this Arab man that walked into my shop.

"your highness Alicia, how do you know he was an Arab? you are living in a Malay country. and Arabs and Malays, like the Chinese, kinda look alike." some may ask

"because he looked like this." says i


as in the traditional clothes aren't hint enough, he has a big ole mustache(just like the one i added in) . so you tell me that's not an Arab. i don't stereotype. i just make obvious conclusions. moving on with my story

the Arab guy walked in right, my friend(who was working there, lets call her L Lawliet wtf) glanced up and quickly looked away almost immediately said

"do not look into his eyes." (in Chinese)

i was like, "huh?? are you serious??"

when he was closer to the counter L hissed "i tell you don't look into his eyes then don't look into his eyes la. will explain later" (in Chinese)

then the Arab guy started talking to us, seeing that we're employees. and L ignored him and didn't even look at him. i didn't know what to do and ignoring him seems rude so i talked to him. DUH.

EXCUSE ME HOW DO YOU TALK TO SOMEONE WITHOUT LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES?? call me weird but unless I'm on the phone or online using the mic i HAVE to look into someones eyes when I'm talking to them face to face. i tried looking over his shoulders at a shelf but then again I'm not having a conversation with the shelf right?

apparently he was walking around to collect donations for the Giza City war. and then when he left, L (who was ignoring our conversation) looked up and said "did you look into his eyes?omfg i told you not to look into his eyes you don't understand izit??"(in Chinese. haiya the following conversation

i thought this was weird. i thought i made a work faux-pas or something. but i really cant remember my Mrs boss saying that we're not allowed to look into a man who's wearing a turban in the eye. and then L said

"he'll use black magic to steal your money."

WHAT THE HELL. she just said that. then an auntie (glasses, big curly hair, whiny voice, and so on.) came out of an aisle and just joined in berating me on my (apparently) grave mistake.

"my friend aah, she passed all her money to an Arab man after looking at him in the eye" the auntie said.

excuse me lo. i don't bring much money to work la. wtf. he wants my money? I'm modern OK. heard of banks? yea, all most of my money is in one of them. last i heard they don't pass money to random Arabs or Chinese/Malays/aliens/angmohs either.

but that's not my point. superstition is now getting out of hand, so much so that it is now settled on racism. i mean seriously. not all freakin Arabs are terrorist or practice black magic. its hard to believe but some of them are actually nice.

random update. sheesh. will try to dutifully update in a few more days. toodles people~~