imma leaf nao

I'm now waiting for my ride so I'm bored and lucky for you (yes you!) that i decided to blog.

nahh i just wanna show off.. LOOKIE WHAT I HAS!!! (have? got?)


i gots it!! yayness. still not used to the keypad but its fuckin awesome and I'm getting there. the layout is very complicated but I'm getting used to it. damn happy now. I'm leaving for my beloved camp so i shall bid my farewell~

tatas love(s). over and out

Hi All I'm Back!! (for now)

heylow i ish back yes? 

omfg civilization!!!!(just realized that i cant spell that word.wtf fail.) i didn't know that you were sooooo...... boring. i mean, seriously,we have approximately 18hours of activity there. that includes the breaks and 6 hours for sleeping. actual sleep. on the bed. at night. lights out at 11 and must must be at the marching field by 5.45 am. at camp, sleep is very precious. we sleep at every chance we get. and it always seem like the days are so LOOOOOOONG. lucky for friends though. time flies when i'm with them. HEARTS SMILEY =DDDDD

i mean seriously. city air gives me a headache. ask Jos, she thinks so too. i don't even know why i came back. totally waste my limited time at camp with my friends. i swear, I WAS MADE FOR NATIONAL SERVICE. i am freakin having the time of my life there OK. i love almost everything about it. the marching, the physical training, the sports blah blah.. sigh sigh missing camp here. 

the only thing wrong with it is that i have to sit in class and get bored of my mind, the mosquitoes, the lack of sleep and barisan disiplin. where we have to stand under the 8 o'clock sun listening to the MERCILESS discipline instructor, ENCIK ISA, talk crap. holy shit. imagine baris pusing ke belakang ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing over and over again. till you're dizzy and then he'll suddenly stop and some people are still ke belakang pusing-ing and then he says that you're still sleeping. wtf eh uncle, how to sleep. we'll have to stand under the sun for AT LEAST HALF HOUR. for a few times we had to stand there for 45 minutes. but its nothing compared to practicing marching from 2pm to 5pm almost everyday. but thats fun cause YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. instead of just standing there trying to not swat bugs or scratch that fuckin itch on your neck. but its really fun. where else can you find 400++ 17 year old teenagers sleeping eating playing practicing doing everything together. and having strangers become your best friends  within 2weeks time. imma bring my camera and pics will be up on the next post. yayness. 

dont even get me started on the lack of sleep problem. 

oh yeah, its impossible to lose weight there. FREAKIN 6 MEALS. no kidding there. *ahem* breakfast at 7am, morning tea at 10am, lunch at 12noon, tea break at 4pm, dinner at 6pm and supper at 10pm. you tell me how to resist temptation like that? all those meals does not include the snack that we freakin stuff ourselves with while hanging out in the dorm. no diet, unless you're a Rank Holder. cause you'll be so damn stressed and busy you wont have time to wash your underwear, much less eat. but i love my platoon leader (ketua platon) she's awesome. and my company leader. HE'S SO CUTE JUST WANNA PUNCH HIS FACE CAN. when i say cute i mean cute cute. not the omfg-i-wanna-see-his-abs-he's-so-cute kinda cute. imagine having a cutie like that be in-charge of your whole company(Charlie*clap* *clap* Charlie *clap* *clap*). gahhhh! adorable!! nvm! next time I'll have his picture.  

and since i love love both my leaders i listen to them and not rebel. unlike some bitches there that cant differentiate between when to play and when to be serious. seriously. when Y (I'll call her that for now.) puts on her hey-bitch-listen-to-me-no-nonsense-leader voice then listen la. and fuckin pull your leg up when you're hentak-ing(stomping)your kaki (legs). go to hell la. i swear, if i can evict some of the girls I'd totally that group of bitches. good lord i hate them. THEY NEVER HEARD OF FABRIC SOFTENER. what the hell.

me walking pass holding pails and detergent

"eh whats that? is it for making clothes soft??" *stares in awe* 

i shit you not. they really asked that.

shit i cant stop writing bout ns la. sigh sigh 50+ days to go. all god things must come to an end. sigh sigh so sad can 

they weren't kidding when they said that you'll know your real friends when you're in camp. i certainly know mine. imagine missing your Kuching friends like crazy when you're in camp then when you come back to Kuching they don't even bother to contact or come see you. either they are available when you're busy or busy when you're available. (cheers pals!!) and if you think that I'm talking about you then i am, you know who you are. i hate being negative but if its forced down my throat then I'll just have to accept it. hugs and kisses, guys.

ooohh yeah!!! im getting a new phone! sold off my old one and there's this girl in camp named sharon who has this awesome phone and i want it!! i hope i can get it whithin this week. cause i dont have a phone and the phone that Chris borrowed me cant text. its the LG KS360 QWERTY

i originally wanted the ice cream phone but then its not the ice cream2. but now i'm very torn between the blue one and the pink/purple one. dammit. decisions decisions.

pink?? purple?? ITS MAUVE!! (shit i had to google it up.) so whats it gonna be? mauve?

or blue? sigh dilemma now

imma go indulge in pork now. well, not now but soon. since it IS good Friday and all. and also go and ponder which colour. mauve or blue?? I'll try to blog more tuhmoeroe~~ byeness, non existent reader. heh

going... going... GONE!!

hey!!! its really early now and in im getting ready to go breakfast with my mom and then leave... imma order something pork!! i have time for a final update!!

note to chris, download loads and loads of nice songs for me leh!! then put it in a pendrive and i'll be very happy! and you know the type i like. none of  those MCR shit too. will be missing you! i'll be back JUST IN TIME for my birthday thop. yay!! i wants major surprise *cough*pay for my college please*cough

bye guys!! seriously though, try to not do anything interesting while im gone. i'll get pissed. and you wont like alicia pissed right? heh whatever hope im in time. wish me luck bitches!! bye~~!!

i am sushi-ed

i just got back from a sushi buffet. holy shit i was practically hyperventilating the moment i stepped in that restaurant. the pictures will be up on Chris's blog. it was her treat. yayness free sushi. i went with jos and law (cant get one without the other), Chris and Amanda, Joyce and siao Ming, and the elusive chu ching. we went to Cafe Majestic that's at the crown plaza hotel. also known as Parkson

holy shit i got soooo much to eat i was practically high. lucky Japanese food are so healthy. but unfortunately i love love love the prawn (shrimp) tempura. which was very oily but totally heaven. i love sushi cos it has my absolute fave fave fave food in the whole wide world. which is prawns (shrimps). as you can see i cant tell between shrimp and prawns, so just choose the suitable one.

i was like, in prawn (shrimp) heaven. prawn (shrimp) sushi , prawn (shrimp) salad, prawn (shrimp) tempura, chilled prawn (shrimp). i swear i felt like Forrest Gump on crack cocaine. *drools* i wished i had my phone though. i wanted to take pics but this (replacement) phone sucks smelly ass so i had to get other phones. they were extremely willing with their phones so it wasnt a problem.

so anyway we were eating as much sashimi as possible and--saasheemeeee*stares into space and drools*-- wait wha..?? oh right, eating-- and we just got more and more of the food until we weren't sure whether we could finish it or not so we camwhored with it instead. wth we are so fail. but lucky we finished everything and even had space for seconds. wow sometimes i amaze myself. we were even the last to leave. words cannot describe the pride i have in our group and their stomachs *starry eyed*

sigh this is my last post before i leave. i know its just 3 months but its still a long time OK. i mean if you had unprotected sex today or tomorrow (my leaving day) and by the time i come back you'd have a noticeable bump already OK. Chris, don't get any smart ideas arr.

i'll totally miss all my convenience and comfort at home. I'll miss my friends and family and THE FUCKIN CAR. sigh sigh.

yess Chris I'll miss you. you have to call me at least once a week for at least 10 minutes. and you have to include me (in name) in every of your blog posts until i get back just in case you forget me. yes Hana I'll miss you too. please keep my cbox alive while I'm gone! OK i think that's the whole of my readership. dammit so fail.

goodbye my dear air-conditioner, goodbye my beloved washing machine, I'll miss you my darling freezer with edible ice. I'll miss you too my lovely hair dryer. my hair will never be the same for these 3 months. and I'll mostly miss my dearest most loyal companion. also known as the Internet. i will always think of you. sigh. I'll miss good music and good food and fresh pastry and..... OH YEAH SAMSON!!! dammit I'll miss Samson!! gaaaahh!! bye boy!!!!! sigh seriously i cant say sigh enough.

feeling somewhat emo now. but when i think about the fact that i hate anything that resembles emo-ism and I'd feel so much better. i mean i hate emo so much that if i see my friends' phone themes is anything related to emo-ism I'd change and delete that damn theme. way out of topic but whatever.

i think its only natural that i'll wanna go home during the first week so I'll just have to grin and bear with it. thank god jos is going along or else I'd kill myself. lol no way I'm too chicken to actually commit suicide but its the thought that counts. wtf im so twisted.

so sien i keep having the feeling that i'm forgetting something but i cant remember what. and i cant even find my NS documents. SHIT!!! and my glasses but thats not important. I HAD THE DAMN DOC WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON WTFUCK IS IT NOW???!! damn my fuckin bad memory. if i werent so young I'd think i was senile.

lastly, on a completely different note, i just wanna remind you guys that please don't use emo themes on your phones. i swear if i see it I'll delete it so bad it'll restore your phone's factory settings. and that's a promise. actually just avoid emo-ism and all related fashion/mood.

if i have time I'll squeeze in a post before i leave tomorrow. but if not then bye-ness now!! hopefully I'll be able to get back for Easter!! yay this time only 53 minutes late.

**edited by Chris: Cia will be missing her psp too.
Which is safely with me. :) No worries, Cia. ♥
xoxo

if the blogging bug is back, its too damn late.

(good lord, I'm bored and i tend to eat when I'm bored, which is not a good thing. and typing keeps my hands busy in stead of reaching for food wtf. Must. Keep. Typing.)

OK, recently Christine introduced me this band. they're called The Cab. she mentioned them on her blog once. then she came over with her mp4 and made me listen to it in person.

OMFG THEY'RE AWESOME OK. no they do not sound like fall out boy. big difference. and i hate fob wtf

Hana was once asked (i think it was in a tag.) if you could marry a voice whose would it be? (Japanese one would sooo totally be Takuya from UVERworld, since his singing voice changes when he raps or whatever. omfg would be like cheating on the same person you're cheating with. wait, does that make sense?) my choice would totally be Alex DeLeon from the cab.

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this is the part where i post up their music videos. but they don't have any. *pause* WHAT THE HELL WHY DON'T THEY HAVE ANY VIDEOS YET? what they do have is videos of them performing live. which doesn't do justice to the actual real thing. damn you YouTube users with cameras that cant pick good audio, damn you to....Africa? (hell sounds too harsh)

check out their songs Bounce, I'll Run or Can You Keep A Secret. those are my favorites. woots. i would totally help you guy(s) out by posting they're songs up but then again I'm noob here (read:lazy). but i think Chris has it on her side bar. so go check it out.

speaking of voice hubbys, omg i finally found my Korean one. 

his name is Suh Shi Kyung/Sung Si Kyung/Suh Si Kyung. whatever. (you can never get Korean names  right. the spelling varies so much its annoying la)

 

HE IS PRINCE OF BALLADS in Korea OK. apparently he lost some weight and the two pics are the comparison. he's so cute right? totally looks like a young Bae Yong Joon. wait lets not get started on that again moving on.

i love his songs OK. i was watching a Korean variety show (Korean variety shows totally own all other variety shows) and then there was this part that where he was singing a Christmas song. holy shit i swear if he was my boyfriend I'd totally steal his kidney and keep it in my home freezer so he wouldn't leave me. no I'm not twisted. I'm resourceful. you're just jealous cos you didn't think it up first heh heh.

I'm picking out voice hubbys by the language cos I'm greedy and i need more choices. heh so sad.

god, i hate cleaning. its not so bad if there wasn't SO MANY (much, a lot, a vast amount, endless number of) books lying around EVERYWHERE. under my the bed alone got approx 7 books OK. i literally had to pick books up every 5 minutes. i thought i was going crazy. 

the house is not as clean as i had hope though. i wish i could just throw everything out and start over again. then my house confirm clean.

holy shit i just heard the Pussycat Dolls' version of Jai Ho (academy award winning song from the Slumdog Millionaire). i never really liked their songs but holy shit i love that song!!!!! i mean the song is still like its original. unlike some remakes that just sounds stupid. like Rhihana's numa numa song. fuck i hate that shit.

its now almost 3am and yay i improved by 2hours. whatever. this is just a post for the sake of a post. my mom is now screaming at me so imma go to sleep now.

The Peeing Incident

i was doing my medical checkup at the freakin crowded shit ass government clinic. see that? i said clinic. IT WAS PACKED LIKE A HOSPITAL but its actually a tiny clinic. go figure.  i don't get it. why don't the government let us go to private clinics for check ups? its hella cheaper(for the government), a lot less stuffy/smelly much more convenient for us and sure as hell not as time consuming.

anyway. we went there at like bout 2 something and had to wait till bout 4 to get some service (wtf like restaurant.) only, unlike the sorry souls at the excessively overly over-crowded waiting room, we went to McD for lunch to wait instead. since our number is so far away its perfectly safe to go out. yes, we made it back with time to spare.

in relation to the title. holy shit. did you know that you actually had to give a urine sample? actually its ok la. i mean, people pee into cups everyday right (for private or medical reasons, whatever)? but THOSE FUCKIN CUPS DON'T HAVE CAPS OK. shit, talk about budget cuts. omfg it was the most gross-est thing i have ever seen and people are coming out of the toilets with cups of pee and no caps to screw on. imagine if you tripped on your way or something.

did i mention that the way from the toilet to the checkup room is freakin far away from each other/ omfg they expect us to walk the distance holding a cup of pee. WTH LIKE THE WALK OF SHAME OK. but seriou--

wait, I'm not done with the lack of screw cap thing. why the hell don't have? did you know how many people's pee i looked into today? OK just 2 but still. its pee. comes out of yr *LALALA* so its never flattering. holy shit someone should sue the damn place. not me, I'm leaving for national service in a few more days. SMILEY =}}} no i did not pee into that fuckin cup. i had a "peeing incident" (incident not accident.) and accidentally found a way out of it. what the hell. that story i will tell my grandchildren. and jos's grandchildren. preferably together so i don't have to repeat it. 

oh yeah, my mom thinks I'm adopted (how can she thinks I'm adopted? she's the one that adopted me if it were true *sigh* my mom is weird.) cos my blood type is AB positive. my mom's is O, abi is O and my mom recalls that my dad is also O.( omfg my whole family is fuckin O man. OoOOoooooO.OO.). i think I'm adopted too. well, except for the fact that i have my dad's turnip nose and i also look exactly like my mom. whatever. 

then we went to Chris's house and hanged there for a while. hulla-hooping outside. the pictures will be posted up soon enough on Chris's blog. since i now don't have a phone. shit, i just remembered that i don't have a phone *cries*. and i never bother with the camera.

p/s - i have to go back to that hell hole again tomorrow again because doctors of the shit place went back before our turn for the examination. NS better be worth it.

dammit I'm not even gonna check the grammatical errors cos I'm freakin exhausted now. and if there was any english errors that offended you, i just want to say that i dont care and go try to fuck yourself. SMILE =}}}

 its 5a.m and I'm only late for my update by about 5+ hours. HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!! i'll try updating on time tomorrow. imma go pass out now. bye-ness

i swear if you COULD hear me scream you WOULD

OMFG!!!111!!!11!!1

has anyone ever heard of Dorian Gray? i certainly hope so cos ITS ONE OF MY FAV FAV FAV CLASSICS THAT'S NOT JANE AUSTEN. fuck i haven't thought bout this story-- what? is it call a story? sounds so mild le..-- for AGES OK!! and guess what?

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THE FUCKIN MOVIE IS COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR!!!!!!*SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMS!!!*

WHAT THE HELL DORIAN GRAY IS GONNA PLAYED BY BEN BARNES!!! Ben Barnes!!!!!! *cough*Prince Caspian*cough* and the one at the back is Colin firth. i think his character is the guy that corrupts him(Dorian Gray)

OK..OK, i bet you don't believe that i read the damn book right? well, fuck off cos i did. close your mouth i do read classics ok. i think the only classics i haven't read is freakin Oliver twist and Pollyanna(actually i think i read that but whatever.). shut up OK. i was going through a phrase. a classics story reading phrase wtf. although i read the ones that are already translate into simple English (which i instead of art, you instead of thou, relatives instead of kin. simple English in that sense) ones its still considered read(-ed) right? whatever. OK from the top of my head I'll write out the synopsis. shut up i did not type it up after i read the synopsis from the net. 

ermm... it may not be very accurate but here goes... Dorian gray is a young man who moved into the city (forgot the reason liao. possibly already lived there but whatever) and because he's so unusually exceptionally good looking (read: FUCKIN EFFING  TOOT BLEEPBLEEP  HOTT) he attract a lot of attention and soon becomes very vain. bla bla bla.. then he becomes corrupted and sometime in the story someone offers to draw his portrait then of cos he said yes la. hao lian ma... i think the story is called the portrait of Dorian gray or something to that effect. anyways, somehow some voodoo shit turn out and his soul exchange place with the portrait so that the portrait age while he remains young. FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*ahem.*

haiya i said its been a long time since its not my fault that my memory isn't worth shit. but its kind of along that lines la. i forgot the ending though. yay that means when i go see the movie i wont remember then. woots-ness.  i borrowed that book way back when i was still allowed in the library. yes apparently im not allowed. cos some of my friends and i were hanging out in the library and some other friends of mine messed the place up and they thought we were in it. wtf difitnah.

OK i just had to get that out of my system. anyways. i just got my SPM results. it wasn't great but I'll settle. since i had some unusual circumstances I'm happy that i got my results. period. but at least i got more than enough credits to go college. YAYNESS.  

i shall now update everyday until i finally leave for National Service. and to  those who thinks that I'm so damn unlucky to be selected. i give u the finger. i was hoping that i get selected OK. whatever. so since it'll be bout 1 1/2 month till i get to update again i will update kao kao. oh yeah, I'm leaving on the 19th by the way. 

yea i know its too late for make-up updates but whatever. NO ONE READS ANYWAYS TT____TT *sigh*

i'm going for my medical checkup tomorrow so I'll blog about that when i get back. wtf medical checkup so unsuspecting. totally doesn't sound like me and jos will be sitting with smelly *cough*people*cough* in the public free clinic. i swear I'll punch the doctor if he tries to put the Popsicle stick in my mouth. budget cuts, you know.(eww)

anyway I'll be back tomorrow then. bye-ness