happy new year to all!! ho ho ho. OK that sounds wrong. wtf.
a whole year has passed and now its new again!! which is kinda hypocritical. i mean, something old is new again. i think there's a riddle in there somewhere. ohh wells... i hope this year will be different. in a good way, duh.
it feels so weird blogging after stopping for a while. but a new year post is compulsory! since everyone doing a new years resolution post, i shall too! 'cos I'm a copycat like that, wtf. I'm not gonna put up my serious resolution, that's cos i don't wanna jinx it! shh, my blog my rules. this is just for fun. here goes
Alicia's 2009 new year's resolution.
- will try to lose weight. eh. I'm a girl OK. i think like 96.45346341% of girls on this planet wants to loose weight during the new year. usually doesn't fall through, heh, peer pressure getting to me again. wtf
- watch any 322 movies in 2009. i mean I'm so outdated on the movies' scene and I'm gonna use this year to watch all sorts of shit and sadly this does not include porn. i mean seriously i'll write them down and everything, see whether I'll reach 322 or not. lol
good god, i need a life.- stop neglecting the freakin blog. i should start updating regularly. WELL I WOULD IF THERE WERE ANY READERS WHO ACTUALLY WANNA READ ME. oh wait, I'm getting pissed. moving on, bitch.
- give someone a gross nickname and make them answer to it. like toi toi, or nonok. they're gross but at least they sound cute eh? imagine calling someone Diarrhea or herpes. pet names that sound cute but doesnt sound so cute after you know what it means. i once had a Malay friend who wanted me to give her a Chinese name. i suggested Ru Ai. which sounds nice until you find out that it means breast cancer in Chinese. wtf.
- get (half of) my cursing habit back. not too much that I'll sound vulgar but enough to not sound childish. using "eff(-ing)" or "cb" sounds stupid after a while.
- try to keep contact with all be best friends. omfg I'm so bloody lucky they're mostly living sooo damn close by. i mean seriously, i spit out my window and it'll hit jos's front lawn (exaggerating but its pretty close.)throw a stone real hard and i'll have to pay for Sam's new window. wtflol
- stop saying "seriously" so much. i mean, seriously, it makes me sound stupid/bimbotic. no offence to
jos or
abi, who are true blue bimbos. they're like, the very essence of the word. but guys, take it as a compliment, only pretty
*pukes* people can act bimbo and get away with it. take TKP for example, if she try to act bimbo she'll be called stupid/slow/simple/retarded. omfg i wanna see her act retarded. who else? show hands!!
- try to be nice to annoying people. like little kids, annoying aunties,
abi, overly cheerful people,overly emo people, Sam(the man), stupid people, close-minded people and the list goes on...
- learn a foreign language. anything be it French
fries, Russian, click talk African-ish language or whatever. heck, I'll even learn Icelandic or whatever the people over at Iceland. then i can talk behind your back and you wont know what the fuck am i saying. wtf! i'll even go to sign language classes if there was any. can anyone tell me where to sign uo for them? im being serious here. moving on..
- get a goddamn laptop. for obvious reasons.
- learn to bake like a pro. i mean, seriously, I WANT TO BAKE A CAKE. a successful one at that. the last time i made one its was gross. that damn cheese
pudding cake will haunt my dreams.
- attend a friend's wedding. OMG most of my friends are same age as me and a wedding?? wtf I'm sooo not requesting you to get pregnant. i just want to attend your wedding. when i say friend, i mean friend. not acquaintances that invites you cos they're social life sucks and they need to fill tables.
- donate blood. i know its weird but I REALLY REALLY WANNA GO DONATE BLOOD. or my bone marrow. I'm now waiting to be 18 and I'll go donate something. medically, not financially. I'm very cheap.
- save the world. Ala superman. cos i wanna fly without taking drugs and other obvious reasons.(don't ask me what Ala means, and no its not the Muslim god. wtf)
i think that's about it. there are more but they're private. gimme money and I'll tell you, wtf I'm so money minded. i swear I'm not like this in real life.OK pay me then I'll act cheap. wtf. again. i was freakin joking.OK fine, i'll be serious if you pay me. hahahahaAliciashutuphahahaha
p/s i love twilight (the book) and all, but
this is freakin hilarious. and if you worship twilight like a religion its best to not see it. DO NOT CLICK. no no no!! OK fine, click it then. its only human nature to click that after i warned you bout it. if you missed it, the link is
here.
Chris, i'll do your tag later.
its getting late so auf wiedersehen people. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU,TOO.
