It Feels Wrong

WOOTS SPM IS OVAH!! ITS TAHM TUH GET YER PARTAY OWN!!!!
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*Que borat's* not. i don't know why but it just doesn't feel right. i don't think I'm the only one that feels that way. oh come on. I've been in school for more than 10 years (everyone is) and now they want me to suddenly stop and adopt a new routine? no thanks. but it cant be helped.

I'll totally miss school. shut up la close yr mouth the flies are going in. so shock meh? i like school. seriously. what with all the teachers glaring at me from the corner of their eyes and the constant threat of suspension hanging above our heads.... ahhh the good times

random person ''eh, how old are you ha? which school do you go to?''

her highness, Alicia "17, smk green road."(sound curt huh? it is)

nope. that line is dead. i don't wanna start looking for a job or a uni yet OK! the world is a big bad place and i prefer to stay in school thank you very much. where everything is the same. where the teachers (both gender) are gradually getting bald, the canteen food are expensive and filthy, the classroom looks like a war zone, where everyone dress the same and also all my friends gather everyday.

this is about the only time i wished that i was more stupid (I'm actually a closet genius) and stayed behind in transition class.

dammit i wanna stay in school! but then again I'm like totally flat broke (courtesy of Abi and Jos's birthday) i need a job. but i still want to stay in school!

"But, Your Highness Alicia, you can go for form 6 right?'' same may inquire.

''shut up have you not been reading?'' say i.

hahahahahaahashitthatwassolamehahahaha

ok. i don wanna go for freakin form 6 is cause all my friends wont be there. and they're all going to live they're jet-setting life and forget little old young me. how la. dammit I'm feeling extremely depressed. i shall now binge on food. yes i am fat cause i get depressed a lot. riiiight. wtf.


on a completely different note.

I REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU YOU STUPID BUTCH LESBIAN. this dislike is borderline on HATE. i don't HATE you but that's just because wasting HATrEd on you is just not worth it. this dislike is bout the same level as the feeling i have when i see people spit phlegm on the ground and i just happen to glance at it. yes, to me you're on the same level as a phlegm. (phlegm is that mucus that you hack up from your nose through your mouth and it is required for you to spit it out. you don spit it out you don't talk to me. disgusting i know.)

i have absolutely nothing against homosexuals. i mean hey, its your life, live it as you see fit. but, BOY-OH-BOY-OH-BOY how i DISLIKE you. itchy hand. you look, sound, and even smell weird. dont laugh at me. look at yourself first. you are ridiculously disproportionate body and weird shaped head. good luck in life. seriously. i mean it. cause you're gonna really really need it. attempting suicide many times is not something brag about. it just means that you need mental help. stupid obnoxious freak. listening to your voice makes my skin crawl. ugh.

so long asshol3.

i have noticed that my updates are few and far in between. woots i feel like xiaxue. wtf. since apparently no one reads my blog anyways so i don't see the point of updating random things for views. OK la. abi, Chris, jos and Hana thanks for reading my blog. here's 20sen, go play far far away. OK, just kidding. COME BACK PLEASE!!

note: the part bout the butch lesbian is completely random and i was just typing.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. (in case i don't update on that day, but I'm sure abi would. wtf)

Permai, (Currently) The Bane Of My Existance.

here's the deal, OK?

me and a bunch of friends wanted go away from home for a few days during the holidays. since some people in the group are a bit younger, their parents don't allow them to stay more then 1 night away from home without adult supervision(wtf I'm adult OK. well, close anyways.). so in training for my future profession, i gladly took up the task of organising the whole damn trip. where to go, what to eat, what to bring, total cost and plan all the other shit other people don't want to plan themselves.

so i choose the place and stuff right?

camp permai, rain forest resort. sounds awesome.

what it might look like in my head. wow. or maybe even


so why the hell not? i called and ask bout the price for a room.

actual phone conversation. as best as i could remember.

female receptionist : ''hellopermairesorthowcanihelpu?'' (like how the words jumble up when its routinely being said, i didn't understand what was said so i just assume that's what she said.)

Alicia : "hi, camp permai, right?" (to make sure)

female receptionist : "yes"

Alicia : "how much is a cabin per night?"

female receptionist : "rm178 per night for 6 people including breakfast"

Alicia : "whoa! 178?? that's it?" (yes i actually said that)

so to cut a long story short, i booked a room after discussing it with the group of friends. i mean seriously, why the hell not? a cabin in a resort for that price? MERRY CHRISTMAS TO U!

but i was having doubts. breakfast? what kind of breakfast? so i called and ask for more information

male receptionist : "hellopermairesorthowcanihelpu?"

Alicia *face palms*: "Camp permai, right?"

Male receptionist : "ya"

Alicia : "how is the breakfast served?"

Male receptionist *pause*: "ha? apa?"

Alicia *sighs* : "macam mana breakfast?" Literally means how is the breakfast

Male receptionist : "emm, macam mana cakap ha...? emm..." emm... how to explain...emm...

Alicia : "macam buffet kah?" like a buffet is it?

Male receptionist : "YA YA!! buffet lah."

Alicia : "OK, Thank you."

hangs up. annoyed but happy. BECAUSE ITS A CHEAP BUFFET!!yay!!

so then here are the things that went wrong. because during this trip, anything that could go wrong, most probably did go wrong. i shall write in point form since i don't remember what order did it happen in. (note: I'm lazy). i don't want to be repeating other people so I'll just give you the gist of it. read more here and here

-- when we arrive. we had to carry our own luggage downhill to their lobby (pffft. pathetic excuse for a lobby if you ask me.) then up again to while the hotel staff looks on, without offering to help.wtf. after several trips up and down the mini hill, we finally finished unloading all of our supplies. we were more than ready to check in. omfg the heat was ridiculous, by the way.

--we had to pay more than was expected. about twice as much as that damn receptionist said. wtf. we had to pay entrance fees. omfg. the 178 price tag was for the cabin alone. without the tenants. what the hell.

rates
5 buck per person staying at the cabin.PER PERSON
additional 5 bucks for any form of food.eg. meats, rice, snacks, chewable food. PER PERSON
additional 5 bucks for soft drinks or any other kind of drinking water that is not plain water.PER PERSON
additional 10 bucks for alcoholic drinks. PER PERSON
extra 50 bucks for the barbecue pit.
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we were like


for reals? you want us to actually pay money for bringing food in? whoa! i totally did not read that your flora and fauna/rocks are edible. its not like we request for personal chef to come by and help us cook right? think about it. pay to bring your own food and drinks. W-T-F. no wait, What The Fuck??! but WE HAD TO PAY TO GO INTO THE MOFREAKIN CABIN. why didn't they tell us in the first place??

"the cabin is rm178 per night for 6 people with breakfast. not including entrance fee"

i would have understand. but i mean, whats the point of booking the cabin without the tenants? completely pointless that's what. there we were trying to make sense of all the sudden charges and the ridiculous total amount that they want us to pay for a night in the jungle, when suddenly comes this big Indian man with a smug smile. he was talking to us like we were 12 year old children who couldn't understand the adults talking and who are having they're first trip away from home. Oh My God. he was soooo infuriating. that man seriously piss me off with his know-it-all attitude and his stupid distracting mustache. but then i paste a big fake huge smile on my face and tried to reason with him. in the end we had to pay over 100+ extra then what we expected. what the hell. we tried to not make this an issue and went to our cabin. which brings me my other point.

-- there's a disgusting wagon that is pulled by a tractor covered dirt and grime that helps transports the heavier luggage. but its really filthy. i wont even put Samson in that stupid wagon.

this is Samson if you don't remember. precious isn't he?

so then we had to climb all the way to the cabin. but i don't think Jos was exaggerating when she said that we had to climb mountains and swim over seas. and guess what was waiting for us when we FINALLY get to our destination?

a shack. yup, a damn shack with locks, windows, running waters and beds but a shack nonetheless.



something like this. we didnt bother to take a pic of the shack but its pretty similar to this. OK la, its not so abandoned as this one. lets see..... something like this


much better. you think I'm exaggerating? I'm not OK. sheesh. i hate that place, from the bottom of my very pissed off heart. the place was damp from the recent rain and it smells mouldy. ewww... then we settled in (as if we had a choice)and waited for the barbecue pit to arrive. when it did, IT WAS A OIL BARREL CUT IN HALF. what de hell. IT WAS FILTHY. filled with ashes and covered in dirt. I'm by no means a obsessive-compulsive maniac who thinks everything is covered in germs, but seriously holy shit mcgregor was that so called "barbecue pit" was really dirty. it kinda looks like this

only without the hood and it was really really dirty. but it came with free charcoal and some kind of metal net to put over the grill, which was crusted with god knows what(the grill) . look Jos!!! yr Xmas present!!


if it looked like this i bet Jos would gladly pay whatever it took to bring it home. wtf random.

there was other issue that happen that night. most pressing matter,i might say.

--THERE WAS LICE OF SOME SORT ON THE BED.
ladies and gentlemen. i may not be some sort of health inspector BUT LICE ON THE BED IS A BIG NO NO FOR "RESORTS" OF ANY KIND. what the momofufuckckinin hell??? how does those little suckers get inside??
*when we checked out we told the receptionist that there was lice on the bed. it goes like this.

Amanda : "excuse me, there was lice on the bed."

Male receptionist : "huh...?"

Amanda : "ada kutu dalam cabin!"there is lice in the cabin
i was like oooohh that's the idiot on the phone. wtf looks the part too.

male receptionist : " yakah? bukan kutu, tak lah cuma hari hujan dia keluar bah.." really? that's not lice. its just out because of the rainy weather.

what the hell. i called and book a cabin. not a freakin 300++buck insect infested shack in the middle of the forest la.

--the breakfast was not a freakin buffet. the male receptionist was more stupid than i thought. all you can order is from a list and the food sucks. the price for the cabin and the breakfast for 6 was TOTALLY NOT WORTH IT. what the hell. i ordered an omelet and it was just a plate of eggs with chunks in it. totally tasteless. i want my omelet like this before i am satisfied

i paid so much so why not, right.NO THIS IS NOT A PICTURE OF MY OMELET. i wish!!


but wait!! there's more!!!HERE COMES THE MOST ANNOYING ASSHOL3-ISH SHIT THAT HAPPEN.

-- i was requested so go back to the cabin since i was the one whose name is used when booking. apparently there seems to be some sort of issue back at the shack. so i went just so make things easier. this trip already sucks so much why act like a spoiled brat ehh? i went alone. (note:i had to hike all the freakin way up again.) and i saw that stupid man a.k.a the Indian manager. he took a round in the cabin and decided that we had to pay extra $50 for the mess. WHAT THE HELL. don't tell me all the hidden charges does not include maid service? HOLY SHIT MCGREGOR. i made worse mess in better resorts and they still clean it up no question asked. here is this shit hole in the middle of nowhere asking us to pay cos we moved the furniture around and left snack wrappers on the ground. holy shit. IS THAT HOW YOU KEEP THIS HELL HOLE OPEN? BY CHARGING FOR EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE CLEAN UP?? he actually said that we were worse than pigs. EVER HEARD OF DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER I CAN SUE YOU LA STUPID MAN!

actual words from his mouth under his mustache. this he said before i ask Jos and gang to come back me up

"either you pay the extra $50 or you clean it up yourself."

IF I WANTED TO CLEAN UP AFTER MYSELF I WOULD JUST STAY AT HOME STUPID ASSHOLE. if that stupid man happen to read this post, I DARE HIM TO DENY THAT HE SAID THAT. i asked what if we neither pay nor clean up? HE SAID HE'LL REPORT TO THE POLICE. oooohhhhhh, i really wanna be there when that phone call happens.

''hello. emergency helpline. what is your emergency?"

"yea, i wanna report vandalism."

"OK, where is your location?"

"camp permai shit-ass resort."

"wait what? your resort room was vandalized? to what extent?"

"its a cabin and there were a bunch of teenagers messed up the room and refused to pay for it. they moved the furniture around."

*pause* "huh?"





hahahahahahahahahahfunnystupidindianmangodielahahahahaha

personally i think he was so rude to us because we're not foreigners. not really the age problem. sure maybe its because we're young and we look easy to intimidate but if a group of teenage foreigners came I'm sure he would lick their ball if they just asked.

i think i saw a picture of him somewhere. along with a personal quote. wait while i look for it


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FOUND IT!

TAA DAA!!!
OK its not really his picture. but its really close. so who cares right? i mean this picture bears an uncanny resemblance to that man. LOOKS A LOT LIKE HIM!!! omfg Alicia is an artist! seriously, ask Jos or anyone who went with me.he looks almost exactly like this! he is the beefy nosy Indian man if anyone want to check him out.

i swear if i went with a different group of people we would not have ANY fun at all. lucky i went with fun people. yay! but we had fun no thanks at all to the surroundings. wtf.

i think this post is really long already so i shall stop here. what the hell. please please think twice before going there. think about it, i would not have said the things i said if it werent true. DONT GO THERE! go damai puri. roughly same price and is ACTUALLY A RESORT.

post script. i hope i did well with more pictures. hope i can capture people like abi and jos's attention. lol

tataaaa~

Thanks A Lot, I Think

i wanted to post an entry bout spm is over shit but i think i need to blog about an extremely pressing matter.

remember in a random post i said that I'll read Breaking Dawn when spm is over? yea, well, i wish i hadn't wait that long.

*warning mild breaking dawn (twilight book 4) spoiler alert*




OH. MY. GIDDY. GOODNESS.

i know its hard to believe but...
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i hated it

yes. i hate that book. way to spoil it Stephenie Meyer. OK, oh-kaaaay, i didn't finish reading it. I'm like halfway through. but what i read, i hated. i mean, what the hell, why is Bella so freakishly annoying? i mean seriously. i liked her in all of the previous 3 books. when everyone else said that Bella was very emo and annoying in the movie i say that they're jealous. because i really liked her. but now i don't know what to think. i mean, there's not a single outstandingly good quality in her that can make Jacob (and Edward) fall so freakishly, ridiculously, head over heels,insanely, zomg-i-love-you-i-would-die-if-you-were-not-on-this-earth-lets-make-out in love.

it has came to a point where i threw the book away from me in disgust. I LOVED TWILIGHT, don't get me wrong. i wished Meyer should just let the book die a graceful death. living in the fond memories of young adults everywhere.

that book was almost completely insane OK. i don't swoon over Edward and his silly antics anymore. the main attraction that i can see from the book is that the Cullens seem to have a ridiculous amount of money and i like to see how they spend it. I'm materialistic that way. wtf.

i am now extremely disappointed in the series. the marketing target for the series is for young girls everywhere but yet the contents are so damn gore and blood this and blood that. omg the part how they deliver the baby *shudders* (Edward did WHAT to get the baby out?!) that's where i stop, by the way. I'm now sorely tempted to not finish that book, OK. i tried looking for a picture to express the disgusting-ness of gore, and ended up losing my lunch. nice eh?

am now not looking forward to the other movies. since the best book was twilight and the rest was just sub-par. something i read in loyalty to the 1st book. shit, how, wei?? HOLLYWOOD PLEASE DON'T MAKE THE MOVIES!!

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OK, you can make the next one, since you already signed a contract. but please stop after that, please? pretty pretty please? if Summit makes eclipse or breaking dawn I'll watch Saw III before i even consider watching it. maybe Saw will increase my tolerance for violence and ill be able to handle it. cos its just that gore-ish.

NOW THIS IS WHY I GOT A BLOG! ftw blogger!! shut up bout this being a boring post. I have opinions hear me roar!!! but please don sue me.

i actually have lots more to say but heh, I'll just keep those offensive thoughts to myself. now stop complaining and go away. wtf

P.S abi says i needed more pictures in my wordy post. cos pictures and colors attract bimbos (jos and abi, possibly hana). so there.ok, this post really needs some pictures but I'm just way too lazy to bother. wtf. i shall do so in my next post. keep your fingers cross. by you i mean christine. wtf

An Explanation

there Alicia and her acquaintance, Cbox, was. minding their own business. walking down a dark dingy alley. during a dark stormy night. maybe they were just passing through, maybe they were lost, maybe they were meeting someone to refresh Alicia's rapidly decreasing stash of marijuana. well, we don't know since she wont tell us.

anyways, they were walking along the narrow road, humming the "Umbrella" song together(because its just so damn catchy). when suddenly a shadow appeared on the other side of the alley. it seems that the shadow was the silhouette of a big thug of a man. Alicia was starting to get very uncomfortable.

shit mcgregor, that man is filthy. its such a narrow alley. please god, please don't let him squeeze pass us. she thought.

Cbox, on the other hand, was oblivious to the current situation. it seems that it/she/he has now switch to humming the crazy frog song.

''hello little chickadees,'' says Thug-Man in a surprisingly high pitch voice. Disney called, they want their mickey mouse voice back, thought Alicia.

Thug-Man suddenly then whips out a fork (wtf a fork??) and says "now if you both will just hand over all your valuables nothing bad will happen.'' says Thug-Man with a smile. Alicia cringed at the disgusting sight that was his teeth and stench of his breath. she shrank back to put as far a distance between Thug-Man and herself for fear that the filth was contagious. her actions seemed to make Thug-Man think that she was intimidated and it pleased him because he smiled wider and took a step closer.

''ommom-ohmomom-mo-hohmomom'' Cbox was opening and closing it/her/his mouth like a fish and making very weird noises. Alicia and Thug-Man were both looking at it/her/him.

"stop that'' Thug-Man squeaked in his high pitched voice, looking nervous. but Cbox doesn't seem to understand or it/she/he did not care and continued making the weird noises.

''nomomnom-ohnomoommon-om,'' Cbox continue to chant, staring at Thug-Man.

"shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!! quickly hand over your money! NOW!!" shouts Thug-Man.

Alicia, being extremely cheap and greedy, didn't want to give up her money. she saw an opportunity to escape seized it. she shoved Cbox towards Thug-Man and started to run at full speed into the opposite direction.

the last thing she heard was the shriek of Thug-Man and the continuing nommomnon-ing of C-box.

when she reached home. Alicia quickly took her bath, online for 2 hours reading perezhilton.com, and finally went to bed. before she fell asleep, however, Alicia thought ''oh yeah, Cbox waszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,'' then she slipped into asleep, where she had a dream about of oompa loompas singing the crazy frog song and each holding an umbrella.

the next morning, Alicia was reading the news paper when suddenly, at the corner of the news paper on page 5. about 7 lines long, was written

Drug Dealer Found Near Dead Body

an unidentified person, named Cbox, was found brutally murdered in a dark unspecified alley. the cause of death was a fatal stabbing wound inflicted by a des sert fork. it was believed that the murder was committed by a drug dealer who was found lurking near said alley. police found 600g of marijuana on the 21 year old man and held the man for further questioning. anyone who has any information on this case is strongly advised to step forward.

Alicia stared at the article for a good minute. trying to understand what her actions caused. the sudden pang of guilt stabbed her like a red hot knife. then, it was gone.


nahh, never really liked it/him/her much anyways, she thought to herself with a shrug and continue to flip to the cartoon section.

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and THAT ladies and gentlemen, is the real reason my cbox is dead. yes, wtf indeed. it seems that it is just sitting there. with no activity whatsoever. annoying and a little depressing actually.


note:i don't care that its not a good story. as the title stated. its just an explanation. i never said i was an author. so just bear with me here.

A Very Long Fickle Post pt.1

i had an interesting msn conversation the other night. well i was bored out of my mind so i decided to online. seeing as Christine is. so then i chatted with this crazy chick called Jessamine. i add Christine into the conversation and had one of the most ridiculous msn chats of my life. Chris blogged bout it too(omfg christine got a blog???! yea, my words exactly.). go read. unfortunately Jess doesn't have a blog. too bad. we shall await the day jessamineisstupidandhairy.blogspot.com opens. no she is not hairy. its a private joke, moron.

my version is nicer. tidier.here goes.. red is Christine, blue is me and purple is Jess *ahem coughcoughhackhack!!*

Christine : Wat colour shud i paint my nails??

Shit McGregor! : ........

Jessamine : black is nice

Shit McGregor! : RED

Shit McGregor! : BLOOD RED

Jessamine : or dark purple

Jessamine : maroon red!!

Shit McGregor! : den maybe Edward will stop by your house

Jessamine : blood red sOOO old man

Shit McGregor! : .......

Christine : haha

Jessamine : haha

Shit McGregor! : EDWARD MITE LIKE IT SO I DON CARE

Shit McGregor! : U THEN OLD LA, GRANDMA

Christine : whoa for a moment i tot u were talking about Edward Chieng Sin Li!!!


Christine : hahaha

Christine : Edward Cullen~~

Jessamine : hEy at least i don hv OLD TASTE

Jessamine : unlike some1 i kNw(alicia)

Christine : hahaha

Jessamine : haha

Shit McGregor! : ....

Shit McGregor! : chee biie

OK that was not very funny. but its the kinda situation where u have to be there to understand the hilarity. anyways. then the subject jumped around for a good long while. then all of a sudden--

Christine : I'm gonna have a reli weird outburst

Shit McGregor!: are we ignoring Chris? (we were ignoring her, having a stupid argument bout who's older.)

Shit McGregor!: ...

Shit McGregor!: omg, Chris

Christine : ?

Shit McGregor!: pls don fart

Christine : LOL

Christine : I

Christine : DID

Christine : NOT

Christine : FART

Shit McGergor! : thank god

Jessamine : then it must b Alicia farting

Christine : lol

Jessamine : i think she ate some cheese

Shit McGregor!: cos i tot u were gonna fart for a minute there

Jessamine : y r u guys talking bout farting

Shit McGregor!: ....

Shit McGregor!: COS SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA HAVE A ''WEIRD OUTBURST''

Christine : go ahead n let the gas out

Christine : hahaha

Shit McGregor!: I TOT SHE WAS GONNA FART!!

Jessamine : wait wait

Jessamine : cant take it anymore

Christine : *puut*

Jessamine : cant stop laughing man

Jessamine : HAHAHAHAHAHA

Jessamine : ahahahahahahahaha(and Jess continues to bash on the ''h'' and ''a'' keys)

Shit McGregor!: .....

Shit McGregor!: omfg....

Shit McGregor!: Chris...

Jessamine : she FART!ED!!!

Christne : Jessamine laughed too much till she fart!

Jessamine : ahaha

Shit McGregor!: Chris, yr fart is laughing gas

Christine : hahaha

Jessamine : LOL

Jessamine : HAHA

Christine : that's a great discovery

Shit McGregor!: i did tat once

Shit McGregor!: laugh so hard i farted

Shit McGregor!: LOL!!

Jessamine : we shud tell every1

Shit McGregor!: omg, no pls

Christine : hahaha

Christine : That happened to me once, a long long time ago.

Jessamine : haha

Shit McGregor!: i had tat happen the other day!

Jessamine : OMG

... actually there was loads loads more. but i lazy put it all up. it looks so easy but it involves a lot of work ok. and i had to delete all the ridiculous amounts of bimbotic ''lol''s and ''hahahahah''s. what the hell. I'm not feeling particularly funny today so i wont make my jokes. i think its the weather. bright sunny days are always getting me down. ok there was a joke in there somewhere. yay treasure hunt!

i shall leave.

tatas. no i do not mean boobs

It Feels Wrong

WOOTS SPM IS OVAH!! ITS TAHM TUH GET YER PARTAY OWN!!!!
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*Que borat's* not. i don't know why but it just doesn't feel right. i don't think I'm the only one that feels that way. oh come on. I've been in school for more than 10 years (everyone is) and now they want me to suddenly stop and adopt a new routine? no thanks. but it cant be helped.

I'll totally miss school. shut up la close yr mouth the flies are going in. so shock meh? i like school. seriously. what with all the teachers and all.

random person ''eh, how old are you ha? which school do you go to?''

her highness, Alicia "17, smk green road."(sound curt huh? it is)

nope. that line is dead. i don't wanna start looking for a job or a uni yet OK! the world is a big bad place and i prefer to stay in school thank you very much. where everything is the same. where the teachers (both gender) are gradually getting bald, the canteen food are expensive and filthy, the classroom looks like a war zone, where everyone dress the same and also all my friends gather everyday.

this is about the only time i wished that i was more stupid (I'm actually a closet genius) and stayed behind in transition class.

dammit i wanna stay in school! but then again I'm like totally flat broke (courtesy of Abi and Jos's birthday) i need a job. but i still want to stay in school!

"But, Your Highness Alicia, you can go for form 6 right?'' same may inquire.

''shut up have you not been reading?'' say i.

hahahahahaahashitthatwassolamehahahaha

ok. i don wanna go for freakin form 6 is cause all my friends wont be there. and they're all going to live they're jet-setting life and forget little old young me. how la. dammit I'm feeling extremely depressed. i shall now binge on food. yes i am fat cause i get depressed a lot. riiiight. wtf.


on a completely different note.

I REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU YOU STUPID BUTCH LESBIAN. this dislike is borderline on HATE. i don't HATE you but that's just because wasting HATrEd on you is just not worth it. this dislike is bout the same level as the feeling i have when i see people spit phlegm on the ground and i just happen to glance at it. yes, to me you're on the same level as a phlegm. (phlegm is that mucus that you hack up from your nose through your mouth and it is required for you to spit it out. you don spit it out you don't talk to me. disgusting i know.)

i have absolutely nothing against homosexuals. i mean hey, its your life, live it as you see fit. but, BOY-OH-BOY-OH-BOY how i DISLIKE you. itchy hand. you look, sound, and even smell weird. dont laugh at me. look at yourself first. you are ridiculously disproportionate body and weird shaped head. good luck in life. seriously. i mean it. cause you're gonna really really need it. attempting suicide many times is not something brag about. it just means that you need mental help. stupid obnoxious freak. listening to your voice makes my skin crawl. ugh.

so long asshol3.

i have noticed that my updates are few and far in between. woots i feel like xiaxue. wtf. since apparently no one reads my blog anyways so i don't see the point of updating random things for views. OK la. abi, Chris, jos and Hana thanks for reading my blog. here's 20sen, go play far far away. OK, just kidding. COME BACK!!

note: the part bout the butch lesbian is completely random and i was just typing.

MERRY CHRISTMAS. (in case i don't update on that day, but I'm sure abi would. wtf)

Stupid Virgin Censors

watched the TWILIGHT MOVIE! woot!!!

i have 2 MAJOR COMPLAINTS though...

1st and foremost.

WTF KUCHING SO MANY ANNOYING FANGIRLS. shit it was so freaking annoying. i mean yes la u guys can swoon when Edward comes out. but DON'T DRAG IT OUT.

it was like WOOOOwooooWOOO. omfg u guys ruin the move for me OK. and excuse me. is it wrong to ask them to shut up? i don't think so. you have to be there to understand. the girls behind us were practically hugging each other, whimpering and crying. i know cause I SAW. freaks. that does not make you cute or pretty. who are you guys putting on the show for? u think Edward will turn around and wink izit? you guys are fanning yourselves over i projected image. stupid cows.

just go WOo! den shut up. don't drown out the dialog la. ish! i pay 10bucks a ticket to fear stereotypical fangirls swoon. whoa. worth it? no think not. yes i just call you a stereotype! that's an insult(well to me it is. don call me stereotypical.). what? stupid fangirl brain cant process big words? go search it la. stupid memang stupid. yes i called you stupid, stupid. sheesh. effing pissed.

another thing.

GODDAMN MALAYSIAN CENSORSHIP BOARD.

what the hell. they cut the love scene between Edward and Bella. O. MI. COD. that's like one of the most important part in the whole book OK!! and they cut it. see la! now i gotta illegally download it off the net. wat the hell man. you'd think they cut it so that the Malaysian teenage population might not be so sex crazed and wont get any smart ideas. im sorry to say that ITS TOO EFFING LATE liao OK! why? why wanna cut it out? WHY??!!!

sigh. OK. my thoughts were that the movie was great for the budget range. it don't warrant the A-W-E-S-O-M-E rating for me. don't get me wrong, i freaking love twilight (the book) its just that i was soooo anticipating the movie that it kinda fell flat when i saw it. yes it was good. but not AWESOME.

"Having lost much of its bite transitioning to the big screen, Twilight will please its devoted fans, but do little for the uninitiated."
-rotten tomatoes. taken from wikipedia

my thoughts exactly. perezhilton thinks so too. its the pre-debut hype that spoilt it. the anticipation made people imagine that it was fantastic and many ignored the fact that they had an extremely low budget(wtf only 37million nia??). they were expecting the sky and moon but only got that. too bad eh? maybe they'll jack up the budget for New Moon and it'll be AWESOME eh?

*warning Spoiler Alert! that is if u haven read New Moon.(omfg you haven't read New Moon?*

here's a thought.they gave Rob Pattinson a raise for the next movie. but he was barely there in the book! how can??! why was everyone praising Edward? Bella was very good too. nyeh, the green eyed monster not very unpleasant huh?

SPM is coming to an end!! celebration time! wtf!

I Am Impatient/Excited/Anxious/Slightly Disapointed, Select 2

as written I'm freakin excited and anxious and impatient and also slightly disappointed.

TWILIGHT IN T MINUS

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LIFT OFF MOTHEREFFER!! BOOM!!!!! *head explodes*


OK, not really. but i really cant wait la!! *looks at clock and shouts* "MOVEMOVEFASTERMOVEFASTERMOVEFASTER!!!!!!!''fine fine. I'm also looking forward to my est test! I'm not a freak. i just like English and associated subjects (maths not included. god i hate maths).

i am now documenting the fact that I'm so freakin excited and shall compare to feelings after i watch the movie. hence the anxious and slightly disappointed feeling.the disappointment is for in case the movie sucks. wtf.

please please please don't suck. omfg i cannot be anticipating for a movie that suck. seriously. if the movie turns out to be a bust I'll just die. swear to god I'll just DROP TO THE FLOOR AND DIE. wtf. no I'm not being melodramatic, I'm just-- OK i am. but you cant blame me. I've been keeping up with the movie development and now i don't even dare to go to celeb sites for fear on discovering whether it sucks or not. yes i am commited. omicod please don't suck.

back to the point. CANT WAIT!! o yea.. Christine will finally be able to come along! yay!! no more modern day prisoner!! i wanna see the movie. I WANNA SEE IT NOW!!! *stomps feet* OK I'm sorry i shouldn't have done that.

will it be weird if i suddenly break into a song?

PLEASE DON'T SUCK.

Gutted

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WTFuck!!!

OK.. i know i shouldn't be online or cursing. but the computer is just there and I'm no saint.. besides.. tomorrow we're having English. and we all know how that will work out.

in relation to title.

I FREAKIN HATE SPOILERS. like seriously! seriously!!!!

i will totally beat up anyone that tells me spoilers. whatever it is. as long as I'm interested the DO NOT TELL ME SPOILERS. freakin hell I'm pissed!!!!!! be it books, games, heck, maybe even why that random girl got beat up. IF I'M INTERESTED THEN DON'T TELL ME!! aah what the hell, don't tell me even if i ask. just DO NOT TELL ME! theres a special hell for people who tell spoilers. seriously.

when you attempt to tell me a spoiler and u see me covering my ears and making humming noises (i can somehow muffle exterior noises and make my own voice very loud to my own ears. useful when I'm trying to block out noises. dunno how to explain that. anyone else can do that please let me know so that i know I'm not a freak. maybe will elaborate in another post)i am not being dramatic. i really don't want to know thank you very much. and if you continue repeating whatever if is I'll either


a.) punch you

b.) punch you

or

c.) punch you



personally i prefer c. swear to god i will and i don't care who u are.

i don't think i can express my hatred for spoilers.

don't look at me like I'm weird! i just have mixed up priorities. you're the weird one.

good lord, I'm pissed. I'm now officially pissed. shit. well, someone will have a good night sleep.

the reason I'm saying this is because i was on perezhilton (god, i love that fruit. if you're really stupid, fruit refers to a homosexual. and if u knew what i meant then, whoopy, give yourself a pat on the back) and i saw this entry about rob pattinson. well, duh I'm interested then when i scroll down reading random comments then suddenly

MOTHEREFFING BOOM.

its right there. spoilers to breaking dawn.

what.

the.

fuck.

EXCUSE ME, SIR/MADAM ASS'OLE!! EVER HEARD OF "Warning:Spoiler Ahead"???i saw that one line and almost --almost-- did something violent. not my fault, thats a reflex action. omicod. now that line is keep repeating in my head.


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B**** **T ****N***

makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop


decipher that!! HAH!! 'cos I'm not typing it out, i don't want god to hate me. UNLIKE YOU YOU STUPID ASS. and no i do not want to know what/how/when it happened.

shit please tell me that person was lying. i wan saving breaking dawn for AFTER spm. 'cos i know i'll get all obsessed and can't focus *guffaw* focus but now little MISS/MISTER ASS'OLE spoil it for me. god dammit!!!

i really shouldnt be cursing so much. or is it cussing? i do not care because i am pissed. i hate being pissed. thats when the voices come back. heh heh.

SORRY SORRY!!!!

sorry for always changing my link!!! will totally stop ow...

although ciasayshitmcgregor sounds like broken english.. it should have been ciasaysshitmcgregor. yes there is a glaringly obvious problem.

anyways. i wont be updating for a month 'cos i have to concentrate on my studies. *guffaw* sp please, WHOEVER YOU ARE, (again, by you i meant hana) come back after a month when i start blogging and your life will have meaning again. heh heh.

last post till 04/12~ wish me lotsa lotsa luck

toodles

God Dammit!!!

I am now officially pissed at ebayers. seriously.

ok.. let me tell you. if you are unfamiliar with the process of ebay then.. go crawl back under the rock in which you came from.

u see, im now trying to buy a phone thru ebay.

''but why, your majesty Alicia, cant you buy it locally?'' some may inquire

''because i want to la. sheesh. local phone stores charge a ridiculous amount for a pirated version of the phone i want." say i.

im not gonna laugh cos im not happy.

the phone i want, lets call it... Jack. love that name. ok, the local phone dealers can provide Jack for bout rm1300++ with warrenty and whatnot. but YOU GOTTA ADMIT UNLESS U GO TO OFFICIAL BRANDS DEALER THE PHONES YOU BUY IS 99.5% THE FAKE STUFF. so if the phone's warrenty will run out and all you have is a defective pirated phone. you may deny it but its true.

so here i am trying to find cheap Jack overseas. (omg, ebay uk's prices for electronics are unbelieveable! so cheap it gets your hopes up soooo mothereffing high. what??! 99pence for Jack/ipod touch/psp slim???? you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!)

but no. they kid you not. FYI, the STARTING BID is at 99pence. so then i inquire bout the shipping fee. surprise surprise, the damn sellers (yes more than 1) does not ship Jack outside uk.

ok, fine. there must be more right? so i look and look. then some of the sellers are willing to post to malaysia! WHOOOPY!! not. why? cos since they are willing to ship overseas then the other country's buyers will also find out and will be watching the item like a pervert watching young girls.

THEN WHEN THE BIDDING ALMOST ENDS, THE EFFING PRICES ARE JACKED UP TO BOUT 300POUNDS! what the.... and guess what? THE WINNING BID GOES TO A UK EBAYER.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.(no misspelling here. cos im really pissed)

GO BUY FROM SOMEONE WHO IS UNWILLING TO SHIP LA. they usually state that they dont ship on the item description page. the uk bidders will increase the bidding price and jacking it up till ABOVE AND OVER MY BUDGET. god dammit!!!

Hana. you are so lucky that you're in US. they are more than willing to ship there. i think they think Msia is a third world country with people living in trees and wooden computers.


Jack, o Jack. How you elude me so...*sigh*


i saw another Jack that sold for 500pounds. crazy arr. not even limited edition and still bid. this proves it. angmohs are crazy

Flckle Fickle Me

i just realized that the past few post in my blog is all bout guys.. all different but all hot. BAE YONG JUN IS HOT OK NO MATTER WHAT U SAY!by you i mean hana.

oh, fickle fickle me.....



EH EXCUSE ME IM NOT HIAO OK! i just appreciate (can never seem to spell that word right. EVER.) the gift that god bestowed on us. *ahem*. super short post cos i just relized the ''many guys post'' issue. b4 some1 tells me so. not u chen!

Holy Shit McGregor

i read that line from a book.there's this lady whose mom calls a politician Shit McGregor. which i think its hilarious(cos i'm cool that way) and i'm gonna use this phase as an expression cos thats how i feel.

anyways... there was this 1 time i watch Vanity Fair


JUST cos rob pattinson is in it, omg la i, like, watch almost everything that has either kirsten stewart (bella) o rob pattinson(edward) in it.. (example panic room, catch that kid, vanity fair, harry potter, etc. some1 please come up with a cure to twilight. please and thank you.) and i saw an irish greek god(wtf??! irish and greek? diversity, much?) that caught my eye.



see there?? hottie in red? WAT THE HELL LA. HOTTIE IS NOT HIM OK! HOTTIE IS SOMEONE ELSE. HOTTIE CANNOT BE USED TO DESCRIBE HIM OK! HE TOTALLY INVENTED THE WORD!(but yes, he is hot. so therefore qualify as a hottie. shit.)


"but your majesty Alicia, i cant really see his face. i humbly request that for a clearer picture of him, that is if you don't mind." some might say

''k la k la! i'll let u see him la!" say i

omg!hahahahhahahahahahthatwasfunnylahahahahahashutup


see there? 1st on the left.

oh my god la!!! totally ''because i'm chuck bass'' expression ok! (thats from gossip girl to those ignorent ppl who are living under a rock) his name is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. thats his stage name. his real name is Who Cares When U Look Like That. the others are ok but he is a scene stealer. he is so damn hot infactit ques the HOLY SHIT MCGREGOR! expression

look at him... just look at him


as the irish would say "gads, 'es blardy 'ot inne?'' i hope i got that right. YES HE IS FREAKIN IRISH! can u say hot+hot?. ok that was lame ignore that part. moving on!


a few weeks later, i watched a movie called Bend It Like Beckham (which was awesome btw, totally recomend it to anyone)



guess who is also in it?



see him?? next to keira knightly!!! no? too blur?? ok!!!


ARRRRGGGGHHH!!! again he's here!! in football! with a thick irish accent.(in vanity fair he had a british accent) clean cut too!


look at him! *sigh*


he was totally hot in there. i keep waiting for him to take his shirt off(its a movie bout sports, its expected. me no pervert!!) but was sadly dissapointed. and he has THE most lightest grey eyes ever.. or is it blue? it changes. i said so.

does he kinda look familiar..? like certain late someone...?

HINT : Blue suede shoes!!!!!



hell yea!!! the king of rock~~ damn, he's hot. he got an award for playing him too. the resemblence is almost uncanny... lucky he wont get fat and get a drug problem. well, he was in rehad for alcohol abuse last year tho. but no matter. thats all in the past, still bloody hot tho.


ok. as expected for a twilight fanatic cult follower reader, i shall dub him worthy of being edward. what? u cant see him as edward?

hi edward!!


hi outside edward in black shirt!


hi edward in fangirls' edited pic!!!







he's sooo pretty in a musculine way. dont u think? damn he's hot. i am now done with this post. i'm not sorry if there is too many pictures. there can never be too much eye candy.

p.s - cant wait for the new james bond movie, not for the movie tho, just cant wait for the ah lians and ah bengs to pronounce ''quantum of solace". qun-toom of so-la-chi. woot!! i shall quiz them on purpose.

her majesty Alicia : hey, have u seen the new 007 movie yet?

random lian/beng : haiyo! oledi see loh! the car sibeh un!! the guy face like shit.

*quietly fumes*(i love daniel craig)her majesty Alicia : izit??! what's the name of the movie? i wanna but the dvd/go watch too.

lian/beng : kuntum solachi la! u dunno meh? u read inglish leh lidat oso dono!


hahahahahahahahaha.not


he's so damn cute when he smiles. my goodness... *fans self*

There Is Something Wrong With Me

ok... as you may have know by now.. im a normal 17 year old girl with normal interests and normal hobbies. completely normal, well, except for that insanity streak that runs in my family

.. but theres something wrong with me. im sorry but i have to say something about it. cos apparently admitting the problem is the 1st part of solving it, right..? im young girl is easily influenced by my surroundings and will make mistakes.

i want to apologize to my friends, who all have to support me through these tough times..but if you want to withdraw your friendship i will understand. i apologize to my family who will still have to call me "family" when this gets out.

but most of all i want to beg forgiveness from my mom. who i hope will overlook this problem of mine and will love me regardless.


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I LOVE BAE YONG JUN!

!!!! THERE I SAID IT!!

sorrysorrysorrysorry sorry!!!!

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

im sorry mummy!!!! I KNOW U SAID HE'S YOURS BUT I CANT HELP IT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

im not auntie! pls! TOI! SHINDIIE!!! DON ABANDON ME!!

i know im not the only teenage girl that thinks he bloody freakin hot ok.. but im now admitting it! so please admire my honesty and dont think im auntie!

i prefer him before his winter sonata days.. with his slightly crooked teeth and WEARING SUITS!

see... crooked teeth.. *swoons*

guys. this is how you should fit into a business suit.
erm.... not his best picture. but i cant find his "hottie from hotelier in suits" pictures and i cant seem to be able to find a less gay picture of him.
i think i may or may not have lowered your opinion of me..

but seriously, dont you think he's hot..?

"but your majesty, he looks like a middle-aged soccer mom," some might say

WHAT THE FKUC IS WRONG WITH YOU??! u half blind is it?! you've got shit smeared in your eyes is it?! stupid, tasteless idiot. his hot ok. standing at at least 6'' tall (his height alone is pretty damn sexy. u think asia so easy find 180+cm guys izit?) and his used to be crooked smile is IS pretty damn hot. STILL DON THINK SO? U WAIT TILL HE TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES LA SEE WHETHER HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN OR NOT! *fumes*. eh, seriously, if he were to come up to you and say '' lets go and get jiggy with it nanananananana." i bet even you (whoever that thinks he looks like female transvestite, fkuc u by the way) will follow him wherever he go ok! regardless whether you're male o female.. and no! he is not girlie o feminine, its called metrosexual. women wants equal rights in the work place and be taken seriously, so does men, they want to look pretty.

"dont look at me, you cant understand my beauty"

ok la. his acting is pretty good too. he's not like some eye candy that just appear on screen and say his few lines. im not a sadist but i looooove to see him cry.

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shit, i just lowered your opinion of me again didn't i. heh.

i shall leave before i say anything weird again. wish me luck.


TODDLES BITHCES~~