i hate you. yes, you.

i hate everyone right now...im sorry i just  really really miss camp.. nt gonna blog for a while.. imma let the emo-ness (gosh, i hate emo) and the nostalgia fade away before i attempt to look at my national service pictures..

I'm Back!! (with a hell lot of pictures)

ok, i am avoiding this post for the longest time now. and im leaving again tomorrow afternoon so this is as last a minute as it can get.

wait, what? why delay the post? COS SO MANY PICS HOW TO POST HA?

OH WAIT, IM GOING OUT AGAIN~~(thank god) shall do this post again next time~ 

tas~ 

imma leaf nao

I'm now waiting for my ride so I'm bored and lucky for you (yes you!) that i decided to blog.

nahh i just wanna show off.. LOOKIE WHAT I HAS!!! (have? got?)


i gots it!! yayness. still not used to the keypad but its fuckin awesome and I'm getting there. the layout is very complicated but I'm getting used to it. damn happy now. I'm leaving for my beloved camp so i shall bid my farewell~

tatas love(s). over and out

Hi All I'm Back!! (for now)

heylow i ish back yes? 

omfg civilization!!!!(just realized that i cant spell that word.wtf fail.) i didn't know that you were sooooo...... boring. i mean, seriously,we have approximately 18hours of activity there. that includes the breaks and 6 hours for sleeping. actual sleep. on the bed. at night. lights out at 11 and must must be at the marching field by 5.45 am. at camp, sleep is very precious. we sleep at every chance we get. and it always seem like the days are so LOOOOOOONG. lucky for friends though. time flies when i'm with them. HEARTS SMILEY =DDDDD

i mean seriously. city air gives me a headache. ask Jos, she thinks so too. i don't even know why i came back. totally waste my limited time at camp with my friends. i swear, I WAS MADE FOR NATIONAL SERVICE. i am freakin having the time of my life there OK. i love almost everything about it. the marching, the physical training, the sports blah blah.. sigh sigh missing camp here. 

the only thing wrong with it is that i have to sit in class and get bored of my mind, the mosquitoes, the lack of sleep and barisan disiplin. where we have to stand under the 8 o'clock sun listening to the MERCILESS discipline instructor, ENCIK ISA, talk crap. holy shit. imagine baris pusing ke belakang ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing, ke belakang pusing over and over again. till you're dizzy and then he'll suddenly stop and some people are still ke belakang pusing-ing and then he says that you're still sleeping. wtf eh uncle, how to sleep. we'll have to stand under the sun for AT LEAST HALF HOUR. for a few times we had to stand there for 45 minutes. but its nothing compared to practicing marching from 2pm to 5pm almost everyday. but thats fun cause YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. instead of just standing there trying to not swat bugs or scratch that fuckin itch on your neck. but its really fun. where else can you find 400++ 17 year old teenagers sleeping eating playing practicing doing everything together. and having strangers become your best friends  within 2weeks time. imma bring my camera and pics will be up on the next post. yayness. 

dont even get me started on the lack of sleep problem. 

oh yeah, its impossible to lose weight there. FREAKIN 6 MEALS. no kidding there. *ahem* breakfast at 7am, morning tea at 10am, lunch at 12noon, tea break at 4pm, dinner at 6pm and supper at 10pm. you tell me how to resist temptation like that? all those meals does not include the snack that we freakin stuff ourselves with while hanging out in the dorm. no diet, unless you're a Rank Holder. cause you'll be so damn stressed and busy you wont have time to wash your underwear, much less eat. but i love my platoon leader (ketua platon) she's awesome. and my company leader. HE'S SO CUTE JUST WANNA PUNCH HIS FACE CAN. when i say cute i mean cute cute. not the omfg-i-wanna-see-his-abs-he's-so-cute kinda cute. imagine having a cutie like that be in-charge of your whole company(Charlie*clap* *clap* Charlie *clap* *clap*). gahhhh! adorable!! nvm! next time I'll have his picture.  

and since i love love both my leaders i listen to them and not rebel. unlike some bitches there that cant differentiate between when to play and when to be serious. seriously. when Y (I'll call her that for now.) puts on her hey-bitch-listen-to-me-no-nonsense-leader voice then listen la. and fuckin pull your leg up when you're hentak-ing(stomping)your kaki (legs). go to hell la. i swear, if i can evict some of the girls I'd totally that group of bitches. good lord i hate them. THEY NEVER HEARD OF FABRIC SOFTENER. what the hell.

me walking pass holding pails and detergent

"eh whats that? is it for making clothes soft??" *stares in awe* 

i shit you not. they really asked that.

shit i cant stop writing bout ns la. sigh sigh 50+ days to go. all god things must come to an end. sigh sigh so sad can 

they weren't kidding when they said that you'll know your real friends when you're in camp. i certainly know mine. imagine missing your Kuching friends like crazy when you're in camp then when you come back to Kuching they don't even bother to contact or come see you. either they are available when you're busy or busy when you're available. (cheers pals!!) and if you think that I'm talking about you then i am, you know who you are. i hate being negative but if its forced down my throat then I'll just have to accept it. hugs and kisses, guys.

ooohh yeah!!! im getting a new phone! sold off my old one and there's this girl in camp named sharon who has this awesome phone and i want it!! i hope i can get it whithin this week. cause i dont have a phone and the phone that Chris borrowed me cant text. its the LG KS360 QWERTY

i originally wanted the ice cream phone but then its not the ice cream2. but now i'm very torn between the blue one and the pink/purple one. dammit. decisions decisions.

pink?? purple?? ITS MAUVE!! (shit i had to google it up.) so whats it gonna be? mauve?

or blue? sigh dilemma now

imma go indulge in pork now. well, not now but soon. since it IS good Friday and all. and also go and ponder which colour. mauve or blue?? I'll try to blog more tuhmoeroe~~ byeness, non existent reader. heh

going... going... GONE!!

hey!!! its really early now and in im getting ready to go breakfast with my mom and then leave... imma order something pork!! i have time for a final update!!

note to chris, download loads and loads of nice songs for me leh!! then put it in a pendrive and i'll be very happy! and you know the type i like. none of  those MCR shit too. will be missing you! i'll be back JUST IN TIME for my birthday thop. yay!! i wants major surprise *cough*pay for my college please*cough

bye guys!! seriously though, try to not do anything interesting while im gone. i'll get pissed. and you wont like alicia pissed right? heh whatever hope im in time. wish me luck bitches!! bye~~!!

i am sushi-ed

i just got back from a sushi buffet. holy shit i was practically hyperventilating the moment i stepped in that restaurant. the pictures will be up on Chris's blog. it was her treat. yayness free sushi. i went with jos and law (cant get one without the other), Chris and Amanda, Joyce and siao Ming, and the elusive chu ching. we went to Cafe Majestic that's at the crown plaza hotel. also known as Parkson

holy shit i got soooo much to eat i was practically high. lucky Japanese food are so healthy. but unfortunately i love love love the prawn (shrimp) tempura. which was very oily but totally heaven. i love sushi cos it has my absolute fave fave fave food in the whole wide world. which is prawns (shrimps). as you can see i cant tell between shrimp and prawns, so just choose the suitable one.

i was like, in prawn (shrimp) heaven. prawn (shrimp) sushi , prawn (shrimp) salad, prawn (shrimp) tempura, chilled prawn (shrimp). i swear i felt like Forrest Gump on crack cocaine. *drools* i wished i had my phone though. i wanted to take pics but this (replacement) phone sucks smelly ass so i had to get other phones. they were extremely willing with their phones so it wasnt a problem.

so anyway we were eating as much sashimi as possible and--saasheemeeee*stares into space and drools*-- wait wha..?? oh right, eating-- and we just got more and more of the food until we weren't sure whether we could finish it or not so we camwhored with it instead. wth we are so fail. but lucky we finished everything and even had space for seconds. wow sometimes i amaze myself. we were even the last to leave. words cannot describe the pride i have in our group and their stomachs *starry eyed*

sigh this is my last post before i leave. i know its just 3 months but its still a long time OK. i mean if you had unprotected sex today or tomorrow (my leaving day) and by the time i come back you'd have a noticeable bump already OK. Chris, don't get any smart ideas arr.

i'll totally miss all my convenience and comfort at home. I'll miss my friends and family and THE FUCKIN CAR. sigh sigh.

yess Chris I'll miss you. you have to call me at least once a week for at least 10 minutes. and you have to include me (in name) in every of your blog posts until i get back just in case you forget me. yes Hana I'll miss you too. please keep my cbox alive while I'm gone! OK i think that's the whole of my readership. dammit so fail.

goodbye my dear air-conditioner, goodbye my beloved washing machine, I'll miss you my darling freezer with edible ice. I'll miss you too my lovely hair dryer. my hair will never be the same for these 3 months. and I'll mostly miss my dearest most loyal companion. also known as the Internet. i will always think of you. sigh. I'll miss good music and good food and fresh pastry and..... OH YEAH SAMSON!!! dammit I'll miss Samson!! gaaaahh!! bye boy!!!!! sigh seriously i cant say sigh enough.

feeling somewhat emo now. but when i think about the fact that i hate anything that resembles emo-ism and I'd feel so much better. i mean i hate emo so much that if i see my friends' phone themes is anything related to emo-ism I'd change and delete that damn theme. way out of topic but whatever.

i think its only natural that i'll wanna go home during the first week so I'll just have to grin and bear with it. thank god jos is going along or else I'd kill myself. lol no way I'm too chicken to actually commit suicide but its the thought that counts. wtf im so twisted.

so sien i keep having the feeling that i'm forgetting something but i cant remember what. and i cant even find my NS documents. SHIT!!! and my glasses but thats not important. I HAD THE DAMN DOC WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON WTFUCK IS IT NOW???!! damn my fuckin bad memory. if i werent so young I'd think i was senile.

lastly, on a completely different note, i just wanna remind you guys that please don't use emo themes on your phones. i swear if i see it I'll delete it so bad it'll restore your phone's factory settings. and that's a promise. actually just avoid emo-ism and all related fashion/mood.

if i have time I'll squeeze in a post before i leave tomorrow. but if not then bye-ness now!! hopefully I'll be able to get back for Easter!! yay this time only 53 minutes late.

**edited by Chris: Cia will be missing her psp too.
Which is safely with me. :) No worries, Cia. ♥
xoxo

if the blogging bug is back, its too damn late.

(good lord, I'm bored and i tend to eat when I'm bored, which is not a good thing. and typing keeps my hands busy in stead of reaching for food wtf. Must. Keep. Typing.)

OK, recently Christine introduced me this band. they're called The Cab. she mentioned them on her blog once. then she came over with her mp4 and made me listen to it in person.

OMFG THEY'RE AWESOME OK. no they do not sound like fall out boy. big difference. and i hate fob wtf

Hana was once asked (i think it was in a tag.) if you could marry a voice whose would it be? (Japanese one would sooo totally be Takuya from UVERworld, since his singing voice changes when he raps or whatever. omfg would be like cheating on the same person you're cheating with. wait, does that make sense?) my choice would totally be Alex DeLeon from the cab.

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this is the part where i post up their music videos. but they don't have any. *pause* WHAT THE HELL WHY DON'T THEY HAVE ANY VIDEOS YET? what they do have is videos of them performing live. which doesn't do justice to the actual real thing. damn you YouTube users with cameras that cant pick good audio, damn you to....Africa? (hell sounds too harsh)

check out their songs Bounce, I'll Run or Can You Keep A Secret. those are my favorites. woots. i would totally help you guy(s) out by posting they're songs up but then again I'm noob here (read:lazy). but i think Chris has it on her side bar. so go check it out.

speaking of voice hubbys, omg i finally found my Korean one. 

his name is Suh Shi Kyung/Sung Si Kyung/Suh Si Kyung. whatever. (you can never get Korean names  right. the spelling varies so much its annoying la)

 

HE IS PRINCE OF BALLADS in Korea OK. apparently he lost some weight and the two pics are the comparison. he's so cute right? totally looks like a young Bae Yong Joon. wait lets not get started on that again moving on.

i love his songs OK. i was watching a Korean variety show (Korean variety shows totally own all other variety shows) and then there was this part that where he was singing a Christmas song. holy shit i swear if he was my boyfriend I'd totally steal his kidney and keep it in my home freezer so he wouldn't leave me. no I'm not twisted. I'm resourceful. you're just jealous cos you didn't think it up first heh heh.

I'm picking out voice hubbys by the language cos I'm greedy and i need more choices. heh so sad.

god, i hate cleaning. its not so bad if there wasn't SO MANY (much, a lot, a vast amount, endless number of) books lying around EVERYWHERE. under my the bed alone got approx 7 books OK. i literally had to pick books up every 5 minutes. i thought i was going crazy. 

the house is not as clean as i had hope though. i wish i could just throw everything out and start over again. then my house confirm clean.

holy shit i just heard the Pussycat Dolls' version of Jai Ho (academy award winning song from the Slumdog Millionaire). i never really liked their songs but holy shit i love that song!!!!! i mean the song is still like its original. unlike some remakes that just sounds stupid. like Rhihana's numa numa song. fuck i hate that shit.

its now almost 3am and yay i improved by 2hours. whatever. this is just a post for the sake of a post. my mom is now screaming at me so imma go to sleep now.

The Peeing Incident

i was doing my medical checkup at the freakin crowded shit ass government clinic. see that? i said clinic. IT WAS PACKED LIKE A HOSPITAL but its actually a tiny clinic. go figure.  i don't get it. why don't the government let us go to private clinics for check ups? its hella cheaper(for the government), a lot less stuffy/smelly much more convenient for us and sure as hell not as time consuming.

anyway. we went there at like bout 2 something and had to wait till bout 4 to get some service (wtf like restaurant.) only, unlike the sorry souls at the excessively overly over-crowded waiting room, we went to McD for lunch to wait instead. since our number is so far away its perfectly safe to go out. yes, we made it back with time to spare.

in relation to the title. holy shit. did you know that you actually had to give a urine sample? actually its ok la. i mean, people pee into cups everyday right (for private or medical reasons, whatever)? but THOSE FUCKIN CUPS DON'T HAVE CAPS OK. shit, talk about budget cuts. omfg it was the most gross-est thing i have ever seen and people are coming out of the toilets with cups of pee and no caps to screw on. imagine if you tripped on your way or something.

did i mention that the way from the toilet to the checkup room is freakin far away from each other/ omfg they expect us to walk the distance holding a cup of pee. WTH LIKE THE WALK OF SHAME OK. but seriou--

wait, I'm not done with the lack of screw cap thing. why the hell don't have? did you know how many people's pee i looked into today? OK just 2 but still. its pee. comes out of yr *LALALA* so its never flattering. holy shit someone should sue the damn place. not me, I'm leaving for national service in a few more days. SMILEY =}}} no i did not pee into that fuckin cup. i had a "peeing incident" (incident not accident.) and accidentally found a way out of it. what the hell. that story i will tell my grandchildren. and jos's grandchildren. preferably together so i don't have to repeat it. 

oh yeah, my mom thinks I'm adopted (how can she thinks I'm adopted? she's the one that adopted me if it were true *sigh* my mom is weird.) cos my blood type is AB positive. my mom's is O, abi is O and my mom recalls that my dad is also O.( omfg my whole family is fuckin O man. OoOOoooooO.OO.). i think I'm adopted too. well, except for the fact that i have my dad's turnip nose and i also look exactly like my mom. whatever. 

then we went to Chris's house and hanged there for a while. hulla-hooping outside. the pictures will be posted up soon enough on Chris's blog. since i now don't have a phone. shit, i just remembered that i don't have a phone *cries*. and i never bother with the camera.

p/s - i have to go back to that hell hole again tomorrow again because doctors of the shit place went back before our turn for the examination. NS better be worth it.

dammit I'm not even gonna check the grammatical errors cos I'm freakin exhausted now. and if there was any english errors that offended you, i just want to say that i dont care and go try to fuck yourself. SMILE =}}}

 its 5a.m and I'm only late for my update by about 5+ hours. HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!! i'll try updating on time tomorrow. imma go pass out now. bye-ness

i swear if you COULD hear me scream you WOULD

OMFG!!!111!!!11!!1

has anyone ever heard of Dorian Gray? i certainly hope so cos ITS ONE OF MY FAV FAV FAV CLASSICS THAT'S NOT JANE AUSTEN. fuck i haven't thought bout this story-- what? is it call a story? sounds so mild le..-- for AGES OK!! and guess what?

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THE FUCKIN MOVIE IS COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR!!!!!!*SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMS!!!*

WHAT THE HELL DORIAN GRAY IS GONNA PLAYED BY BEN BARNES!!! Ben Barnes!!!!!! *cough*Prince Caspian*cough* and the one at the back is Colin firth. i think his character is the guy that corrupts him(Dorian Gray)

OK..OK, i bet you don't believe that i read the damn book right? well, fuck off cos i did. close your mouth i do read classics ok. i think the only classics i haven't read is freakin Oliver twist and Pollyanna(actually i think i read that but whatever.). shut up OK. i was going through a phrase. a classics story reading phrase wtf. although i read the ones that are already translate into simple English (which i instead of art, you instead of thou, relatives instead of kin. simple English in that sense) ones its still considered read(-ed) right? whatever. OK from the top of my head I'll write out the synopsis. shut up i did not type it up after i read the synopsis from the net. 

ermm... it may not be very accurate but here goes... Dorian gray is a young man who moved into the city (forgot the reason liao. possibly already lived there but whatever) and because he's so unusually exceptionally good looking (read: FUCKIN EFFING  TOOT BLEEPBLEEP  HOTT) he attract a lot of attention and soon becomes very vain. bla bla bla.. then he becomes corrupted and sometime in the story someone offers to draw his portrait then of cos he said yes la. hao lian ma... i think the story is called the portrait of Dorian gray or something to that effect. anyways, somehow some voodoo shit turn out and his soul exchange place with the portrait so that the portrait age while he remains young. FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*ahem.*

haiya i said its been a long time since its not my fault that my memory isn't worth shit. but its kind of along that lines la. i forgot the ending though. yay that means when i go see the movie i wont remember then. woots-ness.  i borrowed that book way back when i was still allowed in the library. yes apparently im not allowed. cos some of my friends and i were hanging out in the library and some other friends of mine messed the place up and they thought we were in it. wtf difitnah.

OK i just had to get that out of my system. anyways. i just got my SPM results. it wasn't great but I'll settle. since i had some unusual circumstances I'm happy that i got my results. period. but at least i got more than enough credits to go college. YAYNESS.  

i shall now update everyday until i finally leave for National Service. and to  those who thinks that I'm so damn unlucky to be selected. i give u the finger. i was hoping that i get selected OK. whatever. so since it'll be bout 1 1/2 month till i get to update again i will update kao kao. oh yeah, I'm leaving on the 19th by the way. 

yea i know its too late for make-up updates but whatever. NO ONE READS ANYWAYS TT____TT *sigh*

i'm going for my medical checkup tomorrow so I'll blog about that when i get back. wtf medical checkup so unsuspecting. totally doesn't sound like me and jos will be sitting with smelly *cough*people*cough* in the public free clinic. i swear I'll punch the doctor if he tries to put the Popsicle stick in my mouth. budget cuts, you know.(eww)

anyway I'll be back tomorrow then. bye-ness

Dear Santa, I know Its A Little Early But...

I WANT AN ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was watching "We Got Married" also known as "Star Wedding" cos i heard bout it and it sounds hella interesting. i watched it on YouTube. cos my computer sucks and i have no idea where to search for the full length videos. and i had to watch in parts. fml.

"We Got Married/Star Wedding" -- two celebrities are selected to become married to each other for a period of time. they have cameras following them when they're out and cameras around the house that they're living. they eat, live and sleep together (no sex, cam in bedroom. some of the guys just sleep in the living room). the PD (program director(s)) gives them money to do newly wed things like shopping, exercising and whatnot. and they are given missions to complete every few days. like, making kimchi or move into new house bla bla...

what the hell. why didn't i just copy paste from wiki. wait arr...

nahh..

" It is one of the segments for the Sunday Sunday Night program. Highlighting the "marriages" of four celebrity couples at a time, the program shows what life would be like if each of these couples had really married." - from WIKIPEDIA

so simple and to the point. unlike mine, which is all over the place


this is Andy and Solbi. the mostest most adorabl-est funniest artificial couple i have ever seen on reality tv.

they are the epitome of the phrase opposites attract. Solbi's extremely outgoing and super hilarious. i mean, seriously. she says things that just pop into her head. its freakin hilarious. while Andy is more quiet, conserved and SUPER FUCKING ROMANTIC. and when they argue its the most silliest thing, like, ever. the whole point of me watching the damn thing is them. shit. i wouldn't be surprise if they are actually dating in reality.Andy is from the Korean boy band Shinhwa and Solbi is a singer, btw. Solbi likes to talk about Andy's bandmate, Eric. she also compares them and that always annoys Andy. a lot. yayness adorable.

Solbi on the left andy on the right. ok im kidding. please tell me you knew i was kidding.

if some negative people say that they're going according to a script. i say fuck you. i honestly think that's how they act in real life OK. seriously. you gotta watch it to understand. except for this other couple. watching them is like watching a korean drama la. no one is that perfect ok. but that guy (Alex) seems sincere but whatever. anyway. back to andy and Solbi. no one is that good an actor. i love the 1st episode when they are requested to move into they're new home.they found these really funny costumes that Solbi convinces Andy to wear. they were actually fighting over the pink one but whatever. then they took turns to use each others' phone to take pics. (one for me one for you) and i happen to found this

have i mention that they're fuckin adorable? ok they look stupid and retarded. oh yeah, as you can see, Andy won the pink suit. yea yea Solbi's eyes look uneven whatever. they just took out they're phones and started to take pictures.

"the first i saw you i thought you looked like a tiger"

wtf like that also can win the pink suit. haiya whatever. I'm extremely very very much biased. seriously, nothing can dither the obsession that is AnBi. wth yes that's what they call them.

omg i cant stand it. i just had to print screen it to death. you see, Andy has this dance that they call the "heart dance". its a super bimbotic thing that he do when Solbi makes him happy.

on the first day in they're new home.*alicia implodes*

this is him doing the heart dance for Solbi.

and then he teaches her to dance the dance.

and then after a few instructions...

they danced the "heart dance" all over the place.

it was so funny i swear i was gonna slap my pc monitor. Solbi bought couple pajamas as you can see. its so funny cos the pants are too short for Andy wtf.and he is very anal about being clean and tidy and neat while she leaves things lying around and prefers to ignore it till Andy cleans it up for her.

so cute right?? the subs there is actually the commentary made by the hosts off camera. he's folding clothes and putting them on the couch next to him, in case people get confuse on wtf is he doing.

i haven't reach this episode yet but I'm getting to it. i think its when they went to visit their parents or something. seriously though, if i can stay in front of the com and watch all of it/everything I'd soo totally will. but I'm fat and i gotta eat so too bad ehh?

during the show. where they get to comment on other couples. i love Solbi cos she's not like all those other Korean female celebs where they're all too thin and bones sticking out everywhere and spearing everyone closeby. she's kinda chubby but so damn pretty so who cares right?(biased)

when she was visiting Shinhwa during a concert backstage.

(asking JunJin or Eric, i cant tell.) Solbi : "when are you guys getting married?"

JunJin : "when you guys have a baby."

Solbi (thinks for a moment, turns to andy) : "oppa, when are we having a baby?"


Andy (looking flustered) : "erm..."

MinWoo(shinhwa member) : "if you look at Solbi's belly, its like she's already pregnant."*laughs*



Andy : "SO WHAT. its a cute belly" *pulls jacket/ blanket over her stomach*


.... i tell you is that not the most endearing thing-- haiya ill stop gushing. she has a jacket/blanket thing over her legs cos she was wearing a skirt and being a sensible girl she uses it to cover her legs. unlike someone (yes Paris Hilton I'm talking to you. wtf she reads my blog?)

there's this other couple i love love love.



this is CrownJ (Korean rapper) and Soo InYoung(singer). they're dubbed the "rugged couple" of We Got Married. they're so funny cos she's this tiny slip of a woman and he's this huge testerone filled Asian rapper and he's terrified of her. she'd such a brat but its so cute la. they're kinda like the type of couple you see on the street where the guy is hot and the girl is so cool looking and you wonder how they live with each other. yea. the girl wears the pants. but CrownJ is so fuckin sweet OK.

i swear if it were another guy or another girl it wouldn't be so entertaining. i love it when she sings though. its so cute when they were in the train and CrownJ decided to sing to her cos she was in a bad mood. he cant sing. it cheered her up though. so cute la. sigh sigh.they have a collaboration together where she sings and he raps(duh).

one last look at andy and solbi again, shall we.

*dies of fangirl overload*

p/s Santa? yea. if you ran out of andy can you please give me CrownJ or Alex instead? please and thaks.

ZOMG Please Dont Fall In Love With My Blogskin!!!

after much intense persuasion, i finally got my new layout!! yayness.

THANKS TO CHRISTINE!!! who had to put up with all my picky, fussy selections and many many conditions. i was extremely vague but i changed so many things then i just left it all up to her.

the results is pretty awesome ehh? i swear, if there ever was a piece of candy in my pocket I'll totally give it to you!!! actually depends on what candy but whatever as promised. i shall update now-ness!

i swear yahoo answers are totally awesome. best waste of time if there ever was one. anyways,i was searching some shit online, right-- cos i was so bored i could eat Christine's shoes if it weren't for the net-- and i came across this blog/yahoo answer cos the title is just so intriguing.





i mean, the title Do Unicorns Really Exist? if that doesn't attract attention i don't know what will. i put the link cos maybe some of you actually wanna know or was just bored. omfg i had to set the contrast really high cos i couldn't see anything. hope its not too dark. anyway, the entry is pretty boring scientific and i didn't really finish reading sorry la so boring ba.

then i scroll down to check out comments. its a bad habit. i mean, that's how i get spoilers. should really learn to not be so kepo. but then something caught my eye.


WTF FUNNY CAN!! the comments on this blog entry were pretty serious, smart and debating the existence of the mythical unicorns, then this one pops up. wth! bimbo to the max OK!! don't she sound like the type who will open random cupboards in hopes of finding Narnia and saying "i do believe in fairies, i do. I DO!!" on her free time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! "GO UNICORNS" and "NO DUH THERE REAL" fuckin cracks me up OK! sounds like SOMEONE when they're proclaiming that she's a real princess.


*GASP!!!* LOOK THERE'S A REAL UNICORN!!
aww, isn't it sweet. agreeing to a photoshoot and every thing. even had its hair done for the occasion. lookie here. a real unicorn!!!

random update, and a credits update. shall update another random entry. tooddles now

*pokes* Is It Dead Yet? *pokes then nudge*

seriously, people. how do you guys keep updating your blog??

i get soooo freaking distracted when I'm online. i mean, what with msn and gossip websites and emails, slowly typing the random shit that pops up in my head or happen in my life is so, so below my priority list.

HANA CHRIS ABI JOS! QUICKKK!!! SNEEZE ON ME!! i need the blogging bug! OMFG JOS I SAID SNEEZE NOT SPIT LA!! ehh,is it just me or looking at a blank page waiting to be filledwith fun,wild and wonderful things!!! is just plain depressing.? why ha? stupid cam whores!! YOU MAKE LOOK BAD! (quote from courage the cowardly dog)

*sigh* seriously, there's this post that i was intending to publish for bout a week, (just hanging there. unfinished)but i cant seem to finish the damn thing. i think its cos i find it hard to project my thoughts through my fingers except when I'm giving some one the finger, like this ,,1,, (i.e typing, writing, sign language, the picking of nose) do i have to do some kind of ritual dance and chant a special "ommmmmmmm" before the words get to me?

HELP WANTED : Blogging Guru. Must Have Vast Experience In Said Field, Entertaining And Looks Like Young Brad Pit On a Hot Day.
look at him, then imagine what he looks like on a hot day. ooooh yea

Willing To Work Long Hours With Little Or No Pay, Willing to Tolerate Uncomfortable Living Quarters And Samson

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i really really wish i still have my astro back. I WANNA WATCH THE OSCARS!!!

SHIT!!! totally expected but yet still somewhat surprising that slumdog millionaire won!!!! out of 9 categories, they won 8 of all the major categories!!! de last one is something bout sound editing or soundtrack that people don't really care about. OK, i have that movie in my computer but never really got around to watch it. imma watch it SOOOOON!!. what? its that gossip girl episodes have been holding me up.wtf.

i think this is where i stop cos my brain is tired and i wanna go and shoot it or something now.

p.s - not only old people watch oscars ok.

p.s.s- -the picture of Brad Pitt is for those who doesn't know what he looks like. to those few and very special people, please, please come out from that cave, real estate is not THAT expensive. no, jos im not talking bout you, and i was gonna upload a pic of Brad topless but then i remembered the funny lady from yr office.

"jiu kok nga moi" or.. "ngai boy mang mang kem gia choi, chon buk ka chang kue" lolololWTF!!!!! (private joke for toi. toi, if u don get it just read it out loud)

thats it i guess, im soo not gonna promise to upload. in case i didnt.

toodles my undying fans~(omg im kidding dont leave!)

best friends??

ha?? whats that? can eat one ha?

erm... i think its called racist

once upon a time when i was working (not really, more like last week) there was this Arab man that walked into my shop.

"your highness Alicia, how do you know he was an Arab? you are living in a Malay country. and Arabs and Malays, like the Chinese, kinda look alike." some may ask

"because he looked like this." says i


as in the traditional clothes aren't hint enough, he has a big ole mustache(just like the one i added in) . so you tell me that's not an Arab. i don't stereotype. i just make obvious conclusions. moving on with my story

the Arab guy walked in right, my friend(who was working there, lets call her L Lawliet wtf) glanced up and quickly looked away almost immediately said

"do not look into his eyes." (in Chinese)

i was like, "huh?? are you serious??"

when he was closer to the counter L hissed "i tell you don't look into his eyes then don't look into his eyes la. will explain later" (in Chinese)

then the Arab guy started talking to us, seeing that we're employees. and L ignored him and didn't even look at him. i didn't know what to do and ignoring him seems rude so i talked to him. DUH.

EXCUSE ME HOW DO YOU TALK TO SOMEONE WITHOUT LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES?? call me weird but unless I'm on the phone or online using the mic i HAVE to look into someones eyes when I'm talking to them face to face. i tried looking over his shoulders at a shelf but then again I'm not having a conversation with the shelf right?

apparently he was walking around to collect donations for the Giza City war. and then when he left, L (who was ignoring our conversation) looked up and said "did you look into his eyes?omfg i told you not to look into his eyes you don't understand izit??"(in Chinese. haiya the following conversation

i thought this was weird. i thought i made a work faux-pas or something. but i really cant remember my Mrs boss saying that we're not allowed to look into a man who's wearing a turban in the eye. and then L said

"he'll use black magic to steal your money."

WHAT THE HELL. she just said that. then an auntie (glasses, big curly hair, whiny voice, and so on.) came out of an aisle and just joined in berating me on my (apparently) grave mistake.

"my friend aah, she passed all her money to an Arab man after looking at him in the eye" the auntie said.

excuse me lo. i don't bring much money to work la. wtf. he wants my money? I'm modern OK. heard of banks? yea, all most of my money is in one of them. last i heard they don't pass money to random Arabs or Chinese/Malays/aliens/angmohs either.

but that's not my point. superstition is now getting out of hand, so much so that it is now settled on racism. i mean seriously. not all freakin Arabs are terrorist or practice black magic. its hard to believe but some of them are actually nice.

random update. sheesh. will try to dutifully update in a few more days. toodles people~~

ZOMG IS THAT A BLUE MOON??!

wtf its been so goddamn long since i actually updated. i don't think there's anyone still keeping up with this blog. wtf so sad la.

anyways, I'm not working anymore (woots!!) so i guess I'll try to update more often then ehh?

on a different boring point.

am i the only one that thinks Obama is not superman? i mean. omfg ''discussion on how Obama being president will affect the economic crisis in Malaysia'' what the fuck. or how they think that Obama will immediately stop the prejudices against races all around the world. what the hell. he hasn't even been in office yet and the people are having high expectations. maybe he's just an extremely good public speaker ehh? maybe he wont deliver? he is, after all, a politician and also a lawyer.

OK, I'm sure everyone knows that lawyers are punch lines. wtf. just a random update. boring but i updated right?? lol

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR PEEPS!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, PEEPS!!

happy new year to all!! ho ho ho. OK that sounds wrong. wtf.

a whole year has passed and now its new again!! which is kinda hypocritical. i mean, something old is new again. i think there's a riddle in there somewhere. ohh wells... i hope this year will be different. in a good way, duh.

it feels so weird blogging after stopping for a while. but a new year post is compulsory! since everyone doing a new years resolution post, i shall too! 'cos I'm a copycat like that, wtf. I'm not gonna put up my serious resolution, that's cos i don't wanna jinx it! shh, my blog my rules. this is just for fun. here goes

Alicia's 2009 new year's resolution.

- will try to lose weight. eh. I'm a girl OK. i think like 96.45346341% of girls on this planet wants to loose weight during the new year. usually doesn't fall through, heh, peer pressure getting to me again. wtf

- watch any 322 movies in 2009. i mean I'm so outdated on the movies' scene and I'm gonna use this year to watch all sorts of shit and sadly this does not include porn. i mean seriously i'll write them down and everything, see whether I'll reach 322 or not. lol good god, i need a life.

- stop neglecting the freakin blog. i should start updating regularly. WELL I WOULD IF THERE WERE ANY READERS WHO ACTUALLY WANNA READ ME. oh wait, I'm getting pissed. moving on, bitch.

- give someone a gross nickname and make them answer to it. like toi toi, or nonok. they're gross but at least they sound cute eh? imagine calling someone Diarrhea or herpes. pet names that sound cute but doesnt sound so cute after you know what it means. i once had a Malay friend who wanted me to give her a Chinese name. i suggested Ru Ai. which sounds nice until you find out that it means breast cancer in Chinese. wtf.

- get (half of) my cursing habit back. not too much that I'll sound vulgar but enough to not sound childish. using "eff(-ing)" or "cb" sounds stupid after a while.

- try to keep contact with all be best friends. omfg I'm so bloody lucky they're mostly living sooo damn close by. i mean seriously, i spit out my window and it'll hit jos's front lawn (exaggerating but its pretty close.)throw a stone real hard and i'll have to pay for Sam's new window. wtflol

- stop saying "seriously" so much. i mean, seriously, it makes me sound stupid/bimbotic. no offence to jos or abi, who are true blue bimbos. they're like, the very essence of the word. but guys, take it as a compliment, only pretty *pukes* people can act bimbo and get away with it. take TKP for example, if she try to act bimbo she'll be called stupid/slow/simple/retarded. omfg i wanna see her act retarded. who else? show hands!!

- try to be nice to annoying people. like little kids, annoying aunties, abi, overly cheerful people,overly emo people, Sam(the man), stupid people, close-minded people and the list goes on...

- learn a foreign language. anything be it French fries, Russian, click talk African-ish language or whatever. heck, I'll even learn Icelandic or whatever the people over at Iceland. then i can talk behind your back and you wont know what the fuck am i saying. wtf! i'll even go to sign language classes if there was any. can anyone tell me where to sign uo for them? im being serious here. moving on..

- get a goddamn laptop. for obvious reasons.

- learn to bake like a pro. i mean, seriously, I WANT TO BAKE A CAKE. a successful one at that. the last time i made one its was gross. that damn cheese pudding cake will haunt my dreams.

- attend a friend's wedding. OMG most of my friends are same age as me and a wedding?? wtf I'm sooo not requesting you to get pregnant. i just want to attend your wedding. when i say friend, i mean friend. not acquaintances that invites you cos they're social life sucks and they need to fill tables.

- donate blood. i know its weird but I REALLY REALLY WANNA GO DONATE BLOOD. or my bone marrow. I'm now waiting to be 18 and I'll go donate something. medically, not financially. I'm very cheap.

- save the world. Ala superman. cos i wanna fly without taking drugs and other obvious reasons.(don't ask me what Ala means, and no its not the Muslim god. wtf)

i think that's about it. there are more but they're private. gimme money and I'll tell you, wtf I'm so money minded. i swear I'm not like this in real life.OK pay me then I'll act cheap. wtf. again. i was freakin joking.OK fine, i'll be serious if you pay me. hahahahaAliciashutuphahahaha

p/s i love twilight (the book) and all, but this is freakin hilarious. and if you worship twilight like a religion its best to not see it. DO NOT CLICK. no no no!! OK fine, click it then. its only human nature to click that after i warned you bout it. if you missed it, the link is here.

Chris, i'll do your tag later.

its getting late so auf wiedersehen people. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU,TOO.