going... going... GONE!!

hey!!! its really early now and in im getting ready to go breakfast with my mom and then leave... imma order something pork!! i have time for a final update!!

note to chris, download loads and loads of nice songs for me leh!! then put it in a pendrive and i'll be very happy! and you know the type i like. none of  those MCR shit too. will be missing you! i'll be back JUST IN TIME for my birthday thop. yay!! i wants major surprise *cough*pay for my college please*cough

bye guys!! seriously though, try to not do anything interesting while im gone. i'll get pissed. and you wont like alicia pissed right? heh whatever hope im in time. wish me luck bitches!! bye~~!!

i am sushi-ed

i just got back from a sushi buffet. holy shit i was practically hyperventilating the moment i stepped in that restaurant. the pictures will be up on Chris's blog. it was her treat. yayness free sushi. i went with jos and law (cant get one without the other), Chris and Amanda, Joyce and siao Ming, and the elusive chu ching. we went to Cafe Majestic that's at the crown plaza hotel. also known as Parkson

holy shit i got soooo much to eat i was practically high. lucky Japanese food are so healthy. but unfortunately i love love love the prawn (shrimp) tempura. which was very oily but totally heaven. i love sushi cos it has my absolute fave fave fave food in the whole wide world. which is prawns (shrimps). as you can see i cant tell between shrimp and prawns, so just choose the suitable one.

i was like, in prawn (shrimp) heaven. prawn (shrimp) sushi , prawn (shrimp) salad, prawn (shrimp) tempura, chilled prawn (shrimp). i swear i felt like Forrest Gump on crack cocaine. *drools* i wished i had my phone though. i wanted to take pics but this (replacement) phone sucks smelly ass so i had to get other phones. they were extremely willing with their phones so it wasnt a problem.

so anyway we were eating as much sashimi as possible and--saasheemeeee*stares into space and drools*-- wait wha..?? oh right, eating-- and we just got more and more of the food until we weren't sure whether we could finish it or not so we camwhored with it instead. wth we are so fail. but lucky we finished everything and even had space for seconds. wow sometimes i amaze myself. we were even the last to leave. words cannot describe the pride i have in our group and their stomachs *starry eyed*

sigh this is my last post before i leave. i know its just 3 months but its still a long time OK. i mean if you had unprotected sex today or tomorrow (my leaving day) and by the time i come back you'd have a noticeable bump already OK. Chris, don't get any smart ideas arr.

i'll totally miss all my convenience and comfort at home. I'll miss my friends and family and THE FUCKIN CAR. sigh sigh.

yess Chris I'll miss you. you have to call me at least once a week for at least 10 minutes. and you have to include me (in name) in every of your blog posts until i get back just in case you forget me. yes Hana I'll miss you too. please keep my cbox alive while I'm gone! OK i think that's the whole of my readership. dammit so fail.

goodbye my dear air-conditioner, goodbye my beloved washing machine, I'll miss you my darling freezer with edible ice. I'll miss you too my lovely hair dryer. my hair will never be the same for these 3 months. and I'll mostly miss my dearest most loyal companion. also known as the Internet. i will always think of you. sigh. I'll miss good music and good food and fresh pastry and..... OH YEAH SAMSON!!! dammit I'll miss Samson!! gaaaahh!! bye boy!!!!! sigh seriously i cant say sigh enough.

feeling somewhat emo now. but when i think about the fact that i hate anything that resembles emo-ism and I'd feel so much better. i mean i hate emo so much that if i see my friends' phone themes is anything related to emo-ism I'd change and delete that damn theme. way out of topic but whatever.

i think its only natural that i'll wanna go home during the first week so I'll just have to grin and bear with it. thank god jos is going along or else I'd kill myself. lol no way I'm too chicken to actually commit suicide but its the thought that counts. wtf im so twisted.

so sien i keep having the feeling that i'm forgetting something but i cant remember what. and i cant even find my NS documents. SHIT!!! and my glasses but thats not important. I HAD THE DAMN DOC WITH ME THIS AFTERNOON WTFUCK IS IT NOW???!! damn my fuckin bad memory. if i werent so young I'd think i was senile.

lastly, on a completely different note, i just wanna remind you guys that please don't use emo themes on your phones. i swear if i see it I'll delete it so bad it'll restore your phone's factory settings. and that's a promise. actually just avoid emo-ism and all related fashion/mood.

if i have time I'll squeeze in a post before i leave tomorrow. but if not then bye-ness now!! hopefully I'll be able to get back for Easter!! yay this time only 53 minutes late.

**edited by Chris: Cia will be missing her psp too.
Which is safely with me. :) No worries, Cia. ♥
xoxo

if the blogging bug is back, its too damn late.

(good lord, I'm bored and i tend to eat when I'm bored, which is not a good thing. and typing keeps my hands busy in stead of reaching for food wtf. Must. Keep. Typing.)

OK, recently Christine introduced me this band. they're called The Cab. she mentioned them on her blog once. then she came over with her mp4 and made me listen to it in person.

OMFG THEY'RE AWESOME OK. no they do not sound like fall out boy. big difference. and i hate fob wtf

Hana was once asked (i think it was in a tag.) if you could marry a voice whose would it be? (Japanese one would sooo totally be Takuya from UVERworld, since his singing voice changes when he raps or whatever. omfg would be like cheating on the same person you're cheating with. wait, does that make sense?) my choice would totally be Alex DeLeon from the cab.

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this is the part where i post up their music videos. but they don't have any. *pause* WHAT THE HELL WHY DON'T THEY HAVE ANY VIDEOS YET? what they do have is videos of them performing live. which doesn't do justice to the actual real thing. damn you YouTube users with cameras that cant pick good audio, damn you to....Africa? (hell sounds too harsh)

check out their songs Bounce, I'll Run or Can You Keep A Secret. those are my favorites. woots. i would totally help you guy(s) out by posting they're songs up but then again I'm noob here (read:lazy). but i think Chris has it on her side bar. so go check it out.

speaking of voice hubbys, omg i finally found my Korean one. 

his name is Suh Shi Kyung/Sung Si Kyung/Suh Si Kyung. whatever. (you can never get Korean names  right. the spelling varies so much its annoying la)

 

HE IS PRINCE OF BALLADS in Korea OK. apparently he lost some weight and the two pics are the comparison. he's so cute right? totally looks like a young Bae Yong Joon. wait lets not get started on that again moving on.

i love his songs OK. i was watching a Korean variety show (Korean variety shows totally own all other variety shows) and then there was this part that where he was singing a Christmas song. holy shit i swear if he was my boyfriend I'd totally steal his kidney and keep it in my home freezer so he wouldn't leave me. no I'm not twisted. I'm resourceful. you're just jealous cos you didn't think it up first heh heh.

I'm picking out voice hubbys by the language cos I'm greedy and i need more choices. heh so sad.

god, i hate cleaning. its not so bad if there wasn't SO MANY (much, a lot, a vast amount, endless number of) books lying around EVERYWHERE. under my the bed alone got approx 7 books OK. i literally had to pick books up every 5 minutes. i thought i was going crazy. 

the house is not as clean as i had hope though. i wish i could just throw everything out and start over again. then my house confirm clean.

holy shit i just heard the Pussycat Dolls' version of Jai Ho (academy award winning song from the Slumdog Millionaire). i never really liked their songs but holy shit i love that song!!!!! i mean the song is still like its original. unlike some remakes that just sounds stupid. like Rhihana's numa numa song. fuck i hate that shit.

its now almost 3am and yay i improved by 2hours. whatever. this is just a post for the sake of a post. my mom is now screaming at me so imma go to sleep now.

The Peeing Incident

i was doing my medical checkup at the freakin crowded shit ass government clinic. see that? i said clinic. IT WAS PACKED LIKE A HOSPITAL but its actually a tiny clinic. go figure.  i don't get it. why don't the government let us go to private clinics for check ups? its hella cheaper(for the government), a lot less stuffy/smelly much more convenient for us and sure as hell not as time consuming.

anyway. we went there at like bout 2 something and had to wait till bout 4 to get some service (wtf like restaurant.) only, unlike the sorry souls at the excessively overly over-crowded waiting room, we went to McD for lunch to wait instead. since our number is so far away its perfectly safe to go out. yes, we made it back with time to spare.

in relation to the title. holy shit. did you know that you actually had to give a urine sample? actually its ok la. i mean, people pee into cups everyday right (for private or medical reasons, whatever)? but THOSE FUCKIN CUPS DON'T HAVE CAPS OK. shit, talk about budget cuts. omfg it was the most gross-est thing i have ever seen and people are coming out of the toilets with cups of pee and no caps to screw on. imagine if you tripped on your way or something.

did i mention that the way from the toilet to the checkup room is freakin far away from each other/ omfg they expect us to walk the distance holding a cup of pee. WTH LIKE THE WALK OF SHAME OK. but seriou--

wait, I'm not done with the lack of screw cap thing. why the hell don't have? did you know how many people's pee i looked into today? OK just 2 but still. its pee. comes out of yr *LALALA* so its never flattering. holy shit someone should sue the damn place. not me, I'm leaving for national service in a few more days. SMILEY =}}} no i did not pee into that fuckin cup. i had a "peeing incident" (incident not accident.) and accidentally found a way out of it. what the hell. that story i will tell my grandchildren. and jos's grandchildren. preferably together so i don't have to repeat it. 

oh yeah, my mom thinks I'm adopted (how can she thinks I'm adopted? she's the one that adopted me if it were true *sigh* my mom is weird.) cos my blood type is AB positive. my mom's is O, abi is O and my mom recalls that my dad is also O.( omfg my whole family is fuckin O man. OoOOoooooO.OO.). i think I'm adopted too. well, except for the fact that i have my dad's turnip nose and i also look exactly like my mom. whatever. 

then we went to Chris's house and hanged there for a while. hulla-hooping outside. the pictures will be posted up soon enough on Chris's blog. since i now don't have a phone. shit, i just remembered that i don't have a phone *cries*. and i never bother with the camera.

p/s - i have to go back to that hell hole again tomorrow again because doctors of the shit place went back before our turn for the examination. NS better be worth it.

dammit I'm not even gonna check the grammatical errors cos I'm freakin exhausted now. and if there was any english errors that offended you, i just want to say that i dont care and go try to fuck yourself. SMILE =}}}

 its 5a.m and I'm only late for my update by about 5+ hours. HIP-HIP-HOORAY!!! i'll try updating on time tomorrow. imma go pass out now. bye-ness

i swear if you COULD hear me scream you WOULD

OMFG!!!111!!!11!!1

has anyone ever heard of Dorian Gray? i certainly hope so cos ITS ONE OF MY FAV FAV FAV CLASSICS THAT'S NOT JANE AUSTEN. fuck i haven't thought bout this story-- what? is it call a story? sounds so mild le..-- for AGES OK!! and guess what?

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THE FUCKIN MOVIE IS COMING OUT LATER THIS YEAR!!!!!!*SCREEEEEAAAAAAAMS!!!*

WHAT THE HELL DORIAN GRAY IS GONNA PLAYED BY BEN BARNES!!! Ben Barnes!!!!!! *cough*Prince Caspian*cough* and the one at the back is Colin firth. i think his character is the guy that corrupts him(Dorian Gray)

OK..OK, i bet you don't believe that i read the damn book right? well, fuck off cos i did. close your mouth i do read classics ok. i think the only classics i haven't read is freakin Oliver twist and Pollyanna(actually i think i read that but whatever.). shut up OK. i was going through a phrase. a classics story reading phrase wtf. although i read the ones that are already translate into simple English (which i instead of art, you instead of thou, relatives instead of kin. simple English in that sense) ones its still considered read(-ed) right? whatever. OK from the top of my head I'll write out the synopsis. shut up i did not type it up after i read the synopsis from the net. 

ermm... it may not be very accurate but here goes... Dorian gray is a young man who moved into the city (forgot the reason liao. possibly already lived there but whatever) and because he's so unusually exceptionally good looking (read: FUCKIN EFFING  TOOT BLEEPBLEEP  HOTT) he attract a lot of attention and soon becomes very vain. bla bla bla.. then he becomes corrupted and sometime in the story someone offers to draw his portrait then of cos he said yes la. hao lian ma... i think the story is called the portrait of Dorian gray or something to that effect. anyways, somehow some voodoo shit turn out and his soul exchange place with the portrait so that the portrait age while he remains young. FOREVER!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*ahem.*

haiya i said its been a long time since its not my fault that my memory isn't worth shit. but its kind of along that lines la. i forgot the ending though. yay that means when i go see the movie i wont remember then. woots-ness.  i borrowed that book way back when i was still allowed in the library. yes apparently im not allowed. cos some of my friends and i were hanging out in the library and some other friends of mine messed the place up and they thought we were in it. wtf difitnah.

OK i just had to get that out of my system. anyways. i just got my SPM results. it wasn't great but I'll settle. since i had some unusual circumstances I'm happy that i got my results. period. but at least i got more than enough credits to go college. YAYNESS.  

i shall now update everyday until i finally leave for National Service. and to  those who thinks that I'm so damn unlucky to be selected. i give u the finger. i was hoping that i get selected OK. whatever. so since it'll be bout 1 1/2 month till i get to update again i will update kao kao. oh yeah, I'm leaving on the 19th by the way. 

yea i know its too late for make-up updates but whatever. NO ONE READS ANYWAYS TT____TT *sigh*

i'm going for my medical checkup tomorrow so I'll blog about that when i get back. wtf medical checkup so unsuspecting. totally doesn't sound like me and jos will be sitting with smelly *cough*people*cough* in the public free clinic. i swear I'll punch the doctor if he tries to put the Popsicle stick in my mouth. budget cuts, you know.(eww)

anyway I'll be back tomorrow then. bye-ness

Dear Santa, I know Its A Little Early But...

I WANT AN ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was watching "We Got Married" also known as "Star Wedding" cos i heard bout it and it sounds hella interesting. i watched it on YouTube. cos my computer sucks and i have no idea where to search for the full length videos. and i had to watch in parts. fml.

"We Got Married/Star Wedding" -- two celebrities are selected to become married to each other for a period of time. they have cameras following them when they're out and cameras around the house that they're living. they eat, live and sleep together (no sex, cam in bedroom. some of the guys just sleep in the living room). the PD (program director(s)) gives them money to do newly wed things like shopping, exercising and whatnot. and they are given missions to complete every few days. like, making kimchi or move into new house bla bla...

what the hell. why didn't i just copy paste from wiki. wait arr...

nahh..

" It is one of the segments for the Sunday Sunday Night program. Highlighting the "marriages" of four celebrity couples at a time, the program shows what life would be like if each of these couples had really married." - from WIKIPEDIA

so simple and to the point. unlike mine, which is all over the place


this is Andy and Solbi. the mostest most adorabl-est funniest artificial couple i have ever seen on reality tv.

they are the epitome of the phrase opposites attract. Solbi's extremely outgoing and super hilarious. i mean, seriously. she says things that just pop into her head. its freakin hilarious. while Andy is more quiet, conserved and SUPER FUCKING ROMANTIC. and when they argue its the most silliest thing, like, ever. the whole point of me watching the damn thing is them. shit. i wouldn't be surprise if they are actually dating in reality.Andy is from the Korean boy band Shinhwa and Solbi is a singer, btw. Solbi likes to talk about Andy's bandmate, Eric. she also compares them and that always annoys Andy. a lot. yayness adorable.

Solbi on the left andy on the right. ok im kidding. please tell me you knew i was kidding.

if some negative people say that they're going according to a script. i say fuck you. i honestly think that's how they act in real life OK. seriously. you gotta watch it to understand. except for this other couple. watching them is like watching a korean drama la. no one is that perfect ok. but that guy (Alex) seems sincere but whatever. anyway. back to andy and Solbi. no one is that good an actor. i love the 1st episode when they are requested to move into they're new home.they found these really funny costumes that Solbi convinces Andy to wear. they were actually fighting over the pink one but whatever. then they took turns to use each others' phone to take pics. (one for me one for you) and i happen to found this

have i mention that they're fuckin adorable? ok they look stupid and retarded. oh yeah, as you can see, Andy won the pink suit. yea yea Solbi's eyes look uneven whatever. they just took out they're phones and started to take pictures.

"the first i saw you i thought you looked like a tiger"

wtf like that also can win the pink suit. haiya whatever. I'm extremely very very much biased. seriously, nothing can dither the obsession that is AnBi. wth yes that's what they call them.

omg i cant stand it. i just had to print screen it to death. you see, Andy has this dance that they call the "heart dance". its a super bimbotic thing that he do when Solbi makes him happy.

on the first day in they're new home.*alicia implodes*

this is him doing the heart dance for Solbi.

and then he teaches her to dance the dance.

and then after a few instructions...

they danced the "heart dance" all over the place.

it was so funny i swear i was gonna slap my pc monitor. Solbi bought couple pajamas as you can see. its so funny cos the pants are too short for Andy wtf.and he is very anal about being clean and tidy and neat while she leaves things lying around and prefers to ignore it till Andy cleans it up for her.

so cute right?? the subs there is actually the commentary made by the hosts off camera. he's folding clothes and putting them on the couch next to him, in case people get confuse on wtf is he doing.

i haven't reach this episode yet but I'm getting to it. i think its when they went to visit their parents or something. seriously though, if i can stay in front of the com and watch all of it/everything I'd soo totally will. but I'm fat and i gotta eat so too bad ehh?

during the show. where they get to comment on other couples. i love Solbi cos she's not like all those other Korean female celebs where they're all too thin and bones sticking out everywhere and spearing everyone closeby. she's kinda chubby but so damn pretty so who cares right?(biased)

when she was visiting Shinhwa during a concert backstage.

(asking JunJin or Eric, i cant tell.) Solbi : "when are you guys getting married?"

JunJin : "when you guys have a baby."

Solbi (thinks for a moment, turns to andy) : "oppa, when are we having a baby?"


Andy (looking flustered) : "erm..."

MinWoo(shinhwa member) : "if you look at Solbi's belly, its like she's already pregnant."*laughs*



Andy : "SO WHAT. its a cute belly" *pulls jacket/ blanket over her stomach*


.... i tell you is that not the most endearing thing-- haiya ill stop gushing. she has a jacket/blanket thing over her legs cos she was wearing a skirt and being a sensible girl she uses it to cover her legs. unlike someone (yes Paris Hilton I'm talking to you. wtf she reads my blog?)

there's this other couple i love love love.



this is CrownJ (Korean rapper) and Soo InYoung(singer). they're dubbed the "rugged couple" of We Got Married. they're so funny cos she's this tiny slip of a woman and he's this huge testerone filled Asian rapper and he's terrified of her. she'd such a brat but its so cute la. they're kinda like the type of couple you see on the street where the guy is hot and the girl is so cool looking and you wonder how they live with each other. yea. the girl wears the pants. but CrownJ is so fuckin sweet OK.

i swear if it were another guy or another girl it wouldn't be so entertaining. i love it when she sings though. its so cute when they were in the train and CrownJ decided to sing to her cos she was in a bad mood. he cant sing. it cheered her up though. so cute la. sigh sigh.they have a collaboration together where she sings and he raps(duh).

one last look at andy and solbi again, shall we.

*dies of fangirl overload*

p/s Santa? yea. if you ran out of andy can you please give me CrownJ or Alex instead? please and thaks.