ZOMG Please Dont Fall In Love With My Blogskin!!!

after much intense persuasion, i finally got my new layout!! yayness.

THANKS TO CHRISTINE!!! who had to put up with all my picky, fussy selections and many many conditions. i was extremely vague but i changed so many things then i just left it all up to her.

the results is pretty awesome ehh? i swear, if there ever was a piece of candy in my pocket I'll totally give it to you!!! actually depends on what candy but whatever as promised. i shall update now-ness!

i swear yahoo answers are totally awesome. best waste of time if there ever was one. anyways,i was searching some shit online, right-- cos i was so bored i could eat Christine's shoes if it weren't for the net-- and i came across this blog/yahoo answer cos the title is just so intriguing.





i mean, the title Do Unicorns Really Exist? if that doesn't attract attention i don't know what will. i put the link cos maybe some of you actually wanna know or was just bored. omfg i had to set the contrast really high cos i couldn't see anything. hope its not too dark. anyway, the entry is pretty boring scientific and i didn't really finish reading sorry la so boring ba.

then i scroll down to check out comments. its a bad habit. i mean, that's how i get spoilers. should really learn to not be so kepo. but then something caught my eye.


WTF FUNNY CAN!! the comments on this blog entry were pretty serious, smart and debating the existence of the mythical unicorns, then this one pops up. wth! bimbo to the max OK!! don't she sound like the type who will open random cupboards in hopes of finding Narnia and saying "i do believe in fairies, i do. I DO!!" on her free time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! "GO UNICORNS" and "NO DUH THERE REAL" fuckin cracks me up OK! sounds like SOMEONE when they're proclaiming that she's a real princess.


*GASP!!!* LOOK THERE'S A REAL UNICORN!!
aww, isn't it sweet. agreeing to a photoshoot and every thing. even had its hair done for the occasion. lookie here. a real unicorn!!!

random update, and a credits update. shall update another random entry. tooddles now

*pokes* Is It Dead Yet? *pokes then nudge*

seriously, people. how do you guys keep updating your blog??

i get soooo freaking distracted when I'm online. i mean, what with msn and gossip websites and emails, slowly typing the random shit that pops up in my head or happen in my life is so, so below my priority list.

HANA CHRIS ABI JOS! QUICKKK!!! SNEEZE ON ME!! i need the blogging bug! OMFG JOS I SAID SNEEZE NOT SPIT LA!! ehh,is it just me or looking at a blank page waiting to be filledwith fun,wild and wonderful things!!! is just plain depressing.? why ha? stupid cam whores!! YOU MAKE LOOK BAD! (quote from courage the cowardly dog)

*sigh* seriously, there's this post that i was intending to publish for bout a week, (just hanging there. unfinished)but i cant seem to finish the damn thing. i think its cos i find it hard to project my thoughts through my fingers except when I'm giving some one the finger, like this ,,1,, (i.e typing, writing, sign language, the picking of nose) do i have to do some kind of ritual dance and chant a special "ommmmmmmm" before the words get to me?

HELP WANTED : Blogging Guru. Must Have Vast Experience In Said Field, Entertaining And Looks Like Young Brad Pit On a Hot Day.
look at him, then imagine what he looks like on a hot day. ooooh yea

Willing To Work Long Hours With Little Or No Pay, Willing to Tolerate Uncomfortable Living Quarters And Samson

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i really really wish i still have my astro back. I WANNA WATCH THE OSCARS!!!

SHIT!!! totally expected but yet still somewhat surprising that slumdog millionaire won!!!! out of 9 categories, they won 8 of all the major categories!!! de last one is something bout sound editing or soundtrack that people don't really care about. OK, i have that movie in my computer but never really got around to watch it. imma watch it SOOOOON!!. what? its that gossip girl episodes have been holding me up.wtf.

i think this is where i stop cos my brain is tired and i wanna go and shoot it or something now.

p.s - not only old people watch oscars ok.

p.s.s- -the picture of Brad Pitt is for those who doesn't know what he looks like. to those few and very special people, please, please come out from that cave, real estate is not THAT expensive. no, jos im not talking bout you, and i was gonna upload a pic of Brad topless but then i remembered the funny lady from yr office.

"jiu kok nga moi" or.. "ngai boy mang mang kem gia choi, chon buk ka chang kue" lolololWTF!!!!! (private joke for toi. toi, if u don get it just read it out loud)

thats it i guess, im soo not gonna promise to upload. in case i didnt.

toodles my undying fans~(omg im kidding dont leave!)

best friends??

ha?? whats that? can eat one ha?

erm... i think its called racist

once upon a time when i was working (not really, more like last week) there was this Arab man that walked into my shop.

"your highness Alicia, how do you know he was an Arab? you are living in a Malay country. and Arabs and Malays, like the Chinese, kinda look alike." some may ask

"because he looked like this." says i


as in the traditional clothes aren't hint enough, he has a big ole mustache(just like the one i added in) . so you tell me that's not an Arab. i don't stereotype. i just make obvious conclusions. moving on with my story

the Arab guy walked in right, my friend(who was working there, lets call her L Lawliet wtf) glanced up and quickly looked away almost immediately said

"do not look into his eyes." (in Chinese)

i was like, "huh?? are you serious??"

when he was closer to the counter L hissed "i tell you don't look into his eyes then don't look into his eyes la. will explain later" (in Chinese)

then the Arab guy started talking to us, seeing that we're employees. and L ignored him and didn't even look at him. i didn't know what to do and ignoring him seems rude so i talked to him. DUH.

EXCUSE ME HOW DO YOU TALK TO SOMEONE WITHOUT LOOKING INTO THEIR EYES?? call me weird but unless I'm on the phone or online using the mic i HAVE to look into someones eyes when I'm talking to them face to face. i tried looking over his shoulders at a shelf but then again I'm not having a conversation with the shelf right?

apparently he was walking around to collect donations for the Giza City war. and then when he left, L (who was ignoring our conversation) looked up and said "did you look into his eyes?omfg i told you not to look into his eyes you don't understand izit??"(in Chinese. haiya the following conversation

i thought this was weird. i thought i made a work faux-pas or something. but i really cant remember my Mrs boss saying that we're not allowed to look into a man who's wearing a turban in the eye. and then L said

"he'll use black magic to steal your money."

WHAT THE HELL. she just said that. then an auntie (glasses, big curly hair, whiny voice, and so on.) came out of an aisle and just joined in berating me on my (apparently) grave mistake.

"my friend aah, she passed all her money to an Arab man after looking at him in the eye" the auntie said.

excuse me lo. i don't bring much money to work la. wtf. he wants my money? I'm modern OK. heard of banks? yea, all most of my money is in one of them. last i heard they don't pass money to random Arabs or Chinese/Malays/aliens/angmohs either.

but that's not my point. superstition is now getting out of hand, so much so that it is now settled on racism. i mean seriously. not all freakin Arabs are terrorist or practice black magic. its hard to believe but some of them are actually nice.

random update. sheesh. will try to dutifully update in a few more days. toodles people~~