God Dammit!!!

I am now officially pissed at ebayers. seriously.

ok.. let me tell you. if you are unfamiliar with the process of ebay then.. go crawl back under the rock in which you came from.

u see, im now trying to buy a phone thru ebay.

''but why, your majesty Alicia, cant you buy it locally?'' some may inquire

''because i want to la. sheesh. local phone stores charge a ridiculous amount for a pirated version of the phone i want." say i.

im not gonna laugh cos im not happy.

the phone i want, lets call it... Jack. love that name. ok, the local phone dealers can provide Jack for bout rm1300++ with warrenty and whatnot. but YOU GOTTA ADMIT UNLESS U GO TO OFFICIAL BRANDS DEALER THE PHONES YOU BUY IS 99.5% THE FAKE STUFF. so if the phone's warrenty will run out and all you have is a defective pirated phone. you may deny it but its true.

so here i am trying to find cheap Jack overseas. (omg, ebay uk's prices for electronics are unbelieveable! so cheap it gets your hopes up soooo mothereffing high. what??! 99pence for Jack/ipod touch/psp slim???? you have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!)

but no. they kid you not. FYI, the STARTING BID is at 99pence. so then i inquire bout the shipping fee. surprise surprise, the damn sellers (yes more than 1) does not ship Jack outside uk.

ok, fine. there must be more right? so i look and look. then some of the sellers are willing to post to malaysia! WHOOOPY!! not. why? cos since they are willing to ship overseas then the other country's buyers will also find out and will be watching the item like a pervert watching young girls.

THEN WHEN THE BIDDING ALMOST ENDS, THE EFFING PRICES ARE JACKED UP TO BOUT 300POUNDS! what the.... and guess what? THE WINNING BID GOES TO A UK EBAYER.

WHAT.

THE.

FUCK.(no misspelling here. cos im really pissed)

GO BUY FROM SOMEONE WHO IS UNWILLING TO SHIP LA. they usually state that they dont ship on the item description page. the uk bidders will increase the bidding price and jacking it up till ABOVE AND OVER MY BUDGET. god dammit!!!

Hana. you are so lucky that you're in US. they are more than willing to ship there. i think they think Msia is a third world country with people living in trees and wooden computers.


Jack, o Jack. How you elude me so...*sigh*


i saw another Jack that sold for 500pounds. crazy arr. not even limited edition and still bid. this proves it. angmohs are crazy

Flckle Fickle Me

i just realized that the past few post in my blog is all bout guys.. all different but all hot. BAE YONG JUN IS HOT OK NO MATTER WHAT U SAY!by you i mean hana.

oh, fickle fickle me.....



EH EXCUSE ME IM NOT HIAO OK! i just appreciate (can never seem to spell that word right. EVER.) the gift that god bestowed on us. *ahem*. super short post cos i just relized the ''many guys post'' issue. b4 some1 tells me so. not u chen!

Holy Shit McGregor

i read that line from a book.there's this lady whose mom calls a politician Shit McGregor. which i think its hilarious(cos i'm cool that way) and i'm gonna use this phase as an expression cos thats how i feel.

anyways... there was this 1 time i watch Vanity Fair


JUST cos rob pattinson is in it, omg la i, like, watch almost everything that has either kirsten stewart (bella) o rob pattinson(edward) in it.. (example panic room, catch that kid, vanity fair, harry potter, etc. some1 please come up with a cure to twilight. please and thank you.) and i saw an irish greek god(wtf??! irish and greek? diversity, much?) that caught my eye.



see there?? hottie in red? WAT THE HELL LA. HOTTIE IS NOT HIM OK! HOTTIE IS SOMEONE ELSE. HOTTIE CANNOT BE USED TO DESCRIBE HIM OK! HE TOTALLY INVENTED THE WORD!(but yes, he is hot. so therefore qualify as a hottie. shit.)


"but your majesty Alicia, i cant really see his face. i humbly request that for a clearer picture of him, that is if you don't mind." some might say

''k la k la! i'll let u see him la!" say i

omg!hahahahhahahahahahthatwasfunnylahahahahahashutup


see there? 1st on the left.

oh my god la!!! totally ''because i'm chuck bass'' expression ok! (thats from gossip girl to those ignorent ppl who are living under a rock) his name is Jonathan Rhys Meyers. thats his stage name. his real name is Who Cares When U Look Like That. the others are ok but he is a scene stealer. he is so damn hot infactit ques the HOLY SHIT MCGREGOR! expression

look at him... just look at him


as the irish would say "gads, 'es blardy 'ot inne?'' i hope i got that right. YES HE IS FREAKIN IRISH! can u say hot+hot?. ok that was lame ignore that part. moving on!


a few weeks later, i watched a movie called Bend It Like Beckham (which was awesome btw, totally recomend it to anyone)



guess who is also in it?



see him?? next to keira knightly!!! no? too blur?? ok!!!


ARRRRGGGGHHH!!! again he's here!! in football! with a thick irish accent.(in vanity fair he had a british accent) clean cut too!


look at him! *sigh*


he was totally hot in there. i keep waiting for him to take his shirt off(its a movie bout sports, its expected. me no pervert!!) but was sadly dissapointed. and he has THE most lightest grey eyes ever.. or is it blue? it changes. i said so.

does he kinda look familiar..? like certain late someone...?

HINT : Blue suede shoes!!!!!



hell yea!!! the king of rock~~ damn, he's hot. he got an award for playing him too. the resemblence is almost uncanny... lucky he wont get fat and get a drug problem. well, he was in rehad for alcohol abuse last year tho. but no matter. thats all in the past, still bloody hot tho.


ok. as expected for a twilight fanatic cult follower reader, i shall dub him worthy of being edward. what? u cant see him as edward?

hi edward!!


hi outside edward in black shirt!


hi edward in fangirls' edited pic!!!







he's sooo pretty in a musculine way. dont u think? damn he's hot. i am now done with this post. i'm not sorry if there is too many pictures. there can never be too much eye candy.

p.s - cant wait for the new james bond movie, not for the movie tho, just cant wait for the ah lians and ah bengs to pronounce ''quantum of solace". qun-toom of so-la-chi. woot!! i shall quiz them on purpose.

her majesty Alicia : hey, have u seen the new 007 movie yet?

random lian/beng : haiyo! oledi see loh! the car sibeh un!! the guy face like shit.

*quietly fumes*(i love daniel craig)her majesty Alicia : izit??! what's the name of the movie? i wanna but the dvd/go watch too.

lian/beng : kuntum solachi la! u dunno meh? u read inglish leh lidat oso dono!


hahahahahahahahaha.not


he's so damn cute when he smiles. my goodness... *fans self*

There Is Something Wrong With Me

ok... as you may have know by now.. im a normal 17 year old girl with normal interests and normal hobbies. completely normal, well, except for that insanity streak that runs in my family

.. but theres something wrong with me. im sorry but i have to say something about it. cos apparently admitting the problem is the 1st part of solving it, right..? im young girl is easily influenced by my surroundings and will make mistakes.

i want to apologize to my friends, who all have to support me through these tough times..but if you want to withdraw your friendship i will understand. i apologize to my family who will still have to call me "family" when this gets out.

but most of all i want to beg forgiveness from my mom. who i hope will overlook this problem of mine and will love me regardless.


ok.. here's my problem...

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I LOVE BAE YONG JUN!

!!!! THERE I SAID IT!!

sorrysorrysorrysorry sorry!!!!

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

im sorry mummy!!!! I KNOW U SAID HE'S YOURS BUT I CANT HELP IT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

im not auntie! pls! TOI! SHINDIIE!!! DON ABANDON ME!!

i know im not the only teenage girl that thinks he bloody freakin hot ok.. but im now admitting it! so please admire my honesty and dont think im auntie!

i prefer him before his winter sonata days.. with his slightly crooked teeth and WEARING SUITS!

see... crooked teeth.. *swoons*

guys. this is how you should fit into a business suit.
erm.... not his best picture. but i cant find his "hottie from hotelier in suits" pictures and i cant seem to be able to find a less gay picture of him.
i think i may or may not have lowered your opinion of me..

but seriously, dont you think he's hot..?

"but your majesty, he looks like a middle-aged soccer mom," some might say

WHAT THE FKUC IS WRONG WITH YOU??! u half blind is it?! you've got shit smeared in your eyes is it?! stupid, tasteless idiot. his hot ok. standing at at least 6'' tall (his height alone is pretty damn sexy. u think asia so easy find 180+cm guys izit?) and his used to be crooked smile is IS pretty damn hot. STILL DON THINK SO? U WAIT TILL HE TAKES OFF HIS CLOTHES LA SEE WHETHER HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN OR NOT! *fumes*. eh, seriously, if he were to come up to you and say '' lets go and get jiggy with it nanananananana." i bet even you (whoever that thinks he looks like female transvestite, fkuc u by the way) will follow him wherever he go ok! regardless whether you're male o female.. and no! he is not girlie o feminine, its called metrosexual. women wants equal rights in the work place and be taken seriously, so does men, they want to look pretty.

"dont look at me, you cant understand my beauty"

ok la. his acting is pretty good too. he's not like some eye candy that just appear on screen and say his few lines. im not a sadist but i looooove to see him cry.

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shit, i just lowered your opinion of me again didn't i. heh.

i shall leave before i say anything weird again. wish me luck.


TODDLES BITHCES~~

Fly To The Sky

i came across a blog its very interesting if you ignore the bad grammar.. it has quite a lot about the korean entertainment industry.

i found something when i visited the site.

I LOVE FLY TO THE SKY!!!!SATU!!!!!!!!!SATUSATUYIYIYI!!!



fly to the sky is a korean duo that sings like angels and not hard on the eyes either.
ok. exaggeration aside.. they are really really good. ok la i know that they're kinda old already but who cares right. i quote "music knows no age gender or trends, just Mcdonald's." end quote. who said that? THE MIGHTY ALMIGHTY LA!!



they mostly sing ballads and slow songs (arent they the same thing?) and they harmonize together really really well.
the duo consist of a american raised korean named brian and the other one is a native korean.



the cash cow is apparently hwanhee, u can hardly blame them for it, apparently he was called the voice of korea. as much as i love them, i think hwanhee (whose english name is fanny.WTF) is overated. yes la his voice is FREAKIN FABULOUS and extremely deep (i call that kinda voice the sex voice)but i think its a bit nasal. HAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE I SAID THAT PLS DON SUE ME!

ironically fanny looks like the eurasian while brian looks like the native (sounds like orang ulu) korean. but i like brian more!


he looks so adorable la can?!

and fanny is....

erm..*coughs*




I TAKE THAT BACK WTF FANNY SO FREAKIN HOT!!!! WHATS WRONG WITH HIM WHY SO PERFECT LIDAT SURE HE HAS SMALL PENIS (once again i cant believe i actually typed that pls don sue me hwanhee fans)



theres this song called PI which means blood in korean that the faint hearted shouldn't listen too. WTF "i feel you, i can always feel you" (!!!) *bawls!*.
oh my cod its like so damn romantic you don even have to understand what they're saying to think its romantic. and thats the only line that is english. and my personal favourite is '' sea of love" its very catchy. but im kinda disapointed with the video. it reminds me of a backstreetboys video.

shit i love that song ok. why is the video so shit? anyway, as i said before, they sing mostly ballads and romantic r&b. most of them is mushy lovesick love songs that are REALLY REALLY NICE. LISTEN TO ME I DONT LIE THE SONGS ARE REALLY NICE. LISTEN OR PAY ME MONEY

also a notable one is called ''Let Us Love'' feat gummy.
and another one is "saranghae"
AND ANOTHER FAV OF MINE NAME "Gravity". WTF. SO FREAKIN NICE OK!!!!

the song ''in your dreams'' feat the legendary H.O.T is TOO SEXY FOR ME. (wtf lidat oso got?) the only two english lines that were sang is somewhat lewd. i cant believe they actually said that. i'm not even gonna look for the translation. lol.

eh, why korean so many singing talents ha? and they all so damn good-looking one. well, at least the famous ones are all hot la.WTF KOREA GIVE SOME OF YOUR TALENTS TO JAPAN CAN? as much as i hate to admit, the majority of famous bands and singers from japan all can't really sing and mostly work as eye candy with no significant substance in their voices. (OMFG PLEASE DONT SUE ME HANA PLEASE DON'T SUE ME JAPANESE MUSIC FANS PLEASE DON'T SUE ME.) oh yeah, except for the girls, wth they so freakin damn gorgeous and can really sing.

examples: yuna ito


YUI


and also melody

ok, i have come to a conclusion, either the japanese plastic surgeons are half god half miracle workers, no part human. or there's definitely something on the water of japan that affects the female hormones. I WANTS A BOTTLE OF WATER FROM JAPAN PLS! damn, im easy to please




i just realized that i got too much pictures from the net of Fly To The Sky so i'll just copy paste everything to the below.

fanny on the left, brian on the right. both pictures.



someone really should pay me for uploading these pictures la. of at least nominate (nominate??) me for sainthood or something. but i want the money


last picture to end this post.

FREAKIN HELL. SO CUTE. I WANT MY MONEY

WHAT?? No One Reads My Blog??! *gasp!*

well. no surprise there.. since i barely told 5 people that i actually have a blog..

also the reason why, as of yet, i don have a c-box. i mean seriously who the hell am i suppose to chat with? u arr?

o my single lonely lonely reader (or is it just me?). its just you and me against the world now. *sigh*

WHAT? EVEN U, MY ONE AND ONLY READER, DON WANT ME?? who? xiaxue?! WHAT??

wha...? ... rather her than me? ...'cos she's prettier...? ...lives is singapore...? IS THAT A REASON??!*ROARS*

*bashes head repeatedly on keyboard* oh, look. well, lucky my keyboard is water resistant eh?

sigh...

My First Full-Out Obsession

ok.. ask anyone that know me.. when i'm infatuated by something, i don't do it halfway. seriously. be it an anime, a drama, a character from a movie, an actor or actress, singers or bands, and even electronics, you name it, i've probably been obsessed with it.

but this particular THING has practically taken over my life. not a good thing seeing that its so close to the final exam of my middleschool life. but the heart wants what the heart wants right? it may not be surprising to u but...






WHAT THE HELL I LOVE TWILIGHT






what the fkcu is that the maximum size of the font?
color suits the book no?

"apa itu twilight, your majesty Alicia?" some may ask.

"you're online. search yourself" says i.

LOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHILIRAIOUSHAHAHAH

shut up alicia


anyway, you may put the blame on zoe. my family thought i was part crazy when i was raving bout the book. and guess what? i out and bought one myself (i read it first on my psp. ebooks rocks!!) and guess who's in love infatuation too? my whole family. yup. both my sisters but not my mom tho. its weird if that happens. and definately not my dad. 'cos i honestly think its not possible. its like a contagious infection and a chain reaction soon followed.

ZOE MADE ME READ IT THEN I WENT NUTS AND MADE ABI TO READ IT THEN SHE WENT BONKERS AND MADE AMMY TO READ IT THEN SHE WENT BEJESUS AND ASK HANNAH TO READ IT AND SHE WILL SOON ASK HER SISTER TO READ IT.
that also include jessamine. heh heh.

all credit goes to me. no zoe, blame goes to u credit goes to me. its different that way

seriously la. i love TWILIGHT. i caught myself staring into space 5 time thinking bout the book (more than 5 times actually but i dunno how much 'cos i cant count higher than that.)


please twilight fans. stop flaming robert pattinson. u think so easy find perfect male human specimen that has chemistry with kirsten stewart izit? no it is not easy. the actors will have to meet the approval of the author and if she, who created them in the first place, gives them the O.K then i don't see the reason that we, the fanatics cult following fans, should accept that and not give robert pattinson such a hard time. im sure he'll play the role nicely.


though i think tom sturridge OS SO MOTHERFCUKIN PERFECT FOR EDWARD!!


*coughs* yes. i know many manypeople said that already and i'm just stating it here to show that i agree.

"who is tom sturridge, your highness alicia. and is he hot?" some may ask


"you're online. search yourself, and yes, he is hot." says i.

muahahahahahahahahafunnyla!!hahahahahaha

i should seriously stop doing that.


ABI I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS CREDIT ME LIAO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOS!!!

AS THE TITLE SAYS A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOYCELYN CHONG the self proclaimed pink princess. who is also known as

jos
josjos
fat
pui
also known to close friends as TOI TOI. which means... *coughs* .. who cares right? it sounds cute. lol.


NO U STUPID STRANGERS CANNOT CALL HER THAT. ITS A PET NAME. U DUNNO WHAT IT MEANS DEN DON USE IT. (CIBIA ARR!) *phew* glad we made that clear.. moving on..

hope we'll be friends forever and ever and ever and i can tell your kids


"your mom still thinks thought that she was really a princess. *barf*"


may u grow thinner and thinner by the years and will eventually look like an asian stick insect. lol.. kidding kidding!!! ok la... may u grow fatter and fatter as the years pass. better now? (somehow that doesn't sound right, ah well...)




happy "miiiieee", indeed


dis is jos. ...good god i wish i still have pics of u when u were fat... *sigh* i had to steal this from yr blog.. lol.. not pretty i know.. but that was my intention.. lol.. wish i had my phone back.. WHOEVER STOLE MY PHONE I WAN MY MEMO CARD BACK U BITHC/BASTADR!!!!!! OK LA!! MOVING ON LA.. STILL PISSED. CIBIA ARR!!


its in pink u stupid bimbo now thank me

toodles!