Thursday, November 27, 2008

Stupid Virgin Censors

watched the TWILIGHT MOVIE! woot!!!

i have 2 MAJOR COMPLAINTS though...

1st and foremost.

WTF KUCHING SO MANY ANNOYING FANGIRLS. shit it was so freaking annoying. i mean yes la u guys can swoon when Edward comes out. but DON'T DRAG IT OUT.

it was like WOOOOwooooWOOO. omfg u guys ruin the move for me OK. and excuse me. is it wrong to ask them to shut up? i don't think so. you have to be there to understand. the girls behind us were practically hugging each other, whimpering and crying. i know cause I SAW. freaks. that does not make you cute or pretty. who are you guys putting on the show for? u think Edward will turn around and wink izit? you guys are fanning yourselves over i projected image. stupid cows.

just go WOo! den shut up. don't drown out the dialog la. ish! i pay 10bucks a ticket to fear stereotypical fangirls swoon. whoa. worth it? no think not. yes i just call you a stereotype! that's an insult(well to me it is. don call me stereotypical.). what? stupid fangirl brain cant process big words? go search it la. stupid memang stupid. yes i called you stupid, stupid. sheesh. effing pissed.

another thing.

GODDAMN MALAYSIAN CENSORSHIP BOARD.

what the hell. they cut the love scene between Edward and Bella. O. MI. COD. that's like one of the most important part in the whole book OK!! and they cut it. see la! now i gotta illegally download it off the net. wat the hell man. you'd think they cut it so that the Malaysian teenage population might not be so sex crazed and wont get any smart ideas. im sorry to say that ITS TOO EFFING LATE liao OK! why? why wanna cut it out? WHY??!!!

sigh. OK. my thoughts were that the movie was great for the budget range. it don't warrant the A-W-E-S-O-M-E rating for me. don't get me wrong, i freaking love twilight (the book) its just that i was soooo anticipating the movie that it kinda fell flat when i saw it. yes it was good. but not AWESOME.

"Having lost much of its bite transitioning to the big screen, Twilight will please its devoted fans, but do little for the uninitiated."
-rotten tomatoes. taken from wikipedia

my thoughts exactly. perezhilton thinks so too. its the pre-debut hype that spoilt it. the anticipation made people imagine that it was fantastic and many ignored the fact that they had an extremely low budget(wtf only 37million nia??). they were expecting the sky and moon but only got that. too bad eh? maybe they'll jack up the budget for New Moon and it'll be AWESOME eh?

*warning Spoiler Alert! that is if u haven read New Moon.(omfg you haven't read New Moon?*

here's a thought.they gave Rob Pattinson a raise for the next movie. but he was barely there in the book! how can??! why was everyone praising Edward? Bella was very good too. nyeh, the green eyed monster not very unpleasant huh?

SPM is coming to an end!! celebration time! wtf!

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