anyways, they were walking along the narrow road, humming the "Umbrella" song together(because its just so damn catchy). when suddenly a shadow appeared on the other side of the alley. it seems that the shadow was the silhouette of a big thug of a man. Alicia was starting to get very uncomfortable.
shit mcgregor, that man is filthy. its such a narrow alley. please god, please don't let him squeeze pass us. she thought.
Cbox, on the other hand, was oblivious to the current situation. it seems that it/she/he has now switch to humming the crazy frog song.
''hello little chickadees,'' says Thug-Man in a surprisingly high pitch voice. Disney called, they want their mickey mouse voice back, thought Alicia.
Thug-Man suddenly then whips out a fork (wtf a fork??) and says "now if you both will just hand over all your valuables nothing bad will happen.'' says Thug-Man with a smile. Alicia cringed at the disgusting sight that was his teeth and stench of his breath. she shrank back to put as far a distance between Thug-Man and herself for fear that the filth was contagious. her actions seemed to make Thug-Man think that she was intimidated and it pleased him because he smiled wider and took a step closer.
''ommom-ohmomom-mo-hohmomom'' Cbox was opening and closing it/her/his mouth like a fish and making very weird noises. Alicia and Thug-Man were both looking at it/her/him.
"stop that'' Thug-Man squeaked in his high pitched voice, looking nervous. but Cbox doesn't seem to understand or it/she/he did not care and continued making the weird noises.
''nomomnom-ohnomoommon-om,'' Cbox continue to chant, staring at Thug-Man.
"shut up! shut up! SHUT UP!! quickly hand over your money! NOW!!" shouts Thug-Man.
Alicia, being extremely cheap and greedy, didn't want to give up her money. she saw an opportunity to escape seized it. she shoved Cbox towards Thug-Man and started to run at full speed into the opposite direction.
the last thing she heard was the shriek of Thug-Man and the continuing nommomnon-ing of C-box.
when she reached home. Alicia quickly took her bath, online for 2 hours reading perezhilton.com, and finally went to bed. before she fell asleep, however, Alicia thought ''oh yeah, Cbox waszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,'' then she slipped into asleep, where she had a dream about of oompa loompas singing the crazy frog song and each holding an umbrella.
the next morning, Alicia was reading the news paper when suddenly, at the corner of the news paper on page 5. about 7 lines long, was written
Drug Dealer Found Near Dead Body
an unidentified person, named Cbox, was found brutally murdered in a dark unspecified alley. the cause of death was a fatal stabbing wound inflicted by a des sert fork. it was believed that the murder was committed by a drug dealer who was found lurking near said alley. police found 600g of marijuana on the 21 year old man and held the man for further questioning. anyone who has any information on this case is strongly advised to step forward.
Alicia stared at the article for a good minute. trying to understand what her actions caused. the sudden pang of guilt stabbed her like a red hot knife. then, it was gone.
nahh, never really liked it/him/her much anyways, she thought to herself with a shrug and continue to flip to the cartoon section.
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and THAT ladies and gentlemen, is the real reason my cbox is dead. yes, wtf indeed. it seems that it is just sitting there. with no activity whatsoever. annoying and a little depressing actually.
note:i don't care that its not a good story. as the title stated. its just an explanation. i never said i was an author. so just bear with me here.
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